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# A bad guy's work is never done.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# very nice
is Darling the suave cunt with the gold face?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# don't call me darling
and my face is normal colour.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# sorry, shirley.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# haha
normal for you.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# and Tommy Sherridan
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# get fucked
I've not got a soap dodger tan thank you very much. I'm proper scottish, pale as fuck, except for my arms.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha
ming!

:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Who knew? Cross Brown with Ming
and you get Tim Curry.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *eats Aphex with naan*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Shit, you've lost me.
I get the naan bit. Aphex?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# haha
Aphex would get it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Well I'll ask him then, Dr Cryptic.
;-)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Dr Cryptic I presume
AICMFP
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# He gives me the fear
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# it's the dirty, dirty smile
/relurks
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# He just generally makes me feel uneasy
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Brown, Ming, Curry or Broon?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# e) All of the above
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Nah, Tim Curry's not scary.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I always confuse Tim Curry with Time Rice
and Tim Naan.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# what about that toff
Sir Timothy Onion-Bhaji?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Tim Popadom
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Tim Curry is sexy
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Only in ladyknickers.
And that's one of the few times I'll go for a man looking less than totally masculine.

Right, goodbye internet chums.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# bubbye
woman.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# ^this with fishnets on
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Pardon me here.
But Tim Curry's nice.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Pardon me here
Is that the Chatanooga choo choo?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Look into my eye...
If Gordon Brown ended his next speech with 'Shag it!' I would totally vote for him
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# schming
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I think he'd look like some kind of badass evil overlord with a goatie
I should suggest that at the number 10 website :D

and then I'll be monitored for the rest of my life as some kind of nut

so I won't

fuck that, man
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha
they'll be monitoring b3ta. Everytime someone types number 10, the are scanned, traced and followed.

When you least expect it, the bundle you into a car and take you to a field, where they throw ID cards at your face until you bleed a little, then they let you go. With train fare, might I add, which is fucking useless.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# ah they probably listen in already
some of the conversations I've had have been.. heh and also completely legal :D

Though I have to say, you don't half get funny looks of passers by when you talk about the legality of storing firearms and explosives in a council house on the mobile :D

nosey twats, get your own conversation! :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Andrew Lloyd Webber?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Other finger . . . pink eye !
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Needs a pinch more Max Von Sydow.
But then don't we all need to pinch him.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# he looooves to mingle

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)