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(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# QUACK!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:14, archived)
# ASHALLY
I was hearing the sound the 'baby' makes in Eraserhead :)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# eraserhead?
*googles*
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:18, archived)
# !
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:19, archived)
# &
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:23, archived)
# @
I don't watch movies much...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# nor do i, but this one i have enjoyed a few times.
david lynch makes nice furniture, but he did direst eraserhead when he had some free time.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:30, archived)
# IT IS A GOODMOVIE
One of my personal faves actually.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:31, archived)
# BUT I'D HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH IT FOR 89min
thats aaaaaaaaaaaaages!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# just watch one minute per day for three months.
that would probably improve a lot of films, actually.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)
# I reckon
it would still be possible to enjoy eraserhead even like that.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:41, archived)
# it might work.
but for bad movies, it would be great. imagine some stupid car race movie (2 fast 2 what the fuck ever, for example). one minute at a time might not make me want to hunt down all the morons who were involved in it.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# You'd build a slow rage instead.
I'm almost certain. Much more dangerous too. You'd still want to hack everyone up but you'd be all smiley and weird about it.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i can live with that option too.
i ran into an old customer last week from when i worked at the bar. he worked there after i did and when he got fired one of the staff told him that he was just as bitter as i was.

i haven't worked there in over five years - what a legacy!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)
# Euh!

good film though!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)
# The baby in Eraserhead always makes me want to
dig "Too drunk to fuck" out of my box of old vinyl.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:03, archived)
# EGGS OF MENACE.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# FULL OF VITAMINS
AND GROUND GLASS
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:16, archived)
# VITAMIN GG IS VITAL TO GOOD SNARN GROWTH.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:24, archived)
# JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE DUNGFLINGING.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:35, archived)
# HOO FLUNG POO.
/grade 3 joketime.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# ah so lacist
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)
# herro i am an asian guy.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)
# les herro! I are Azian girry!
Me ruve you rong time!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# i m gang sucka nigga bitch ass nip who lives in asia town and i should just take off my belt and hang myself because i am useless.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# if you do can I eat your body afterwards?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)
# rectum? damn near eucharist him!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# i shall fool my friends, yes.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# I just remembered
an anti-racism poster, I'm pretty sure you posted the link. Do you know which one I mean? The guy is standing behind her...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)
# YES.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's very special
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)
# heh.
looks more like a warning poster.

CAUTION: MENTALISTS MAY TRY AND EXPLODE YOUR SKULL.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Li Ci Mi Cok!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# EGGS ARE VERSATILE.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# SO HOW CAN YOU USE AN EGG
OTHER THAN EATING IT OR THROWING IT OR PUTTING IT ON SOMETHING. ZERO OTHER WAYS! THAT'S A BIT CRAP YOU FUCKING EGGS.
Possibly I'm too upset about it. All I'm saying is THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY FUCKING VERSATILE IF YOU ASK ME.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:41, archived)
# You can paint eggwhite in thin lines on your face
and when it hardens you look like you have SCARS
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! SCARS!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# ah, good to know.
i need to look more ugly and menacing on occasion.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:49, archived)
# YOU FORGOT DECOR.
DON'T YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT EGGS? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL.

ALSO: SEX AND TERROR.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# if you get two eggs and put a small piece of cloth over it, it looks like areally sexy butt.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)
# i was thinking edie the eggg woman from pink flamingoes.
and for terror, good old alien.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I hate edie the eggg woman.
Fuck you.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# haha, i love her.
i should mail you some of her hair.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
seriously one of the creepiest things I've ever seen you say.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)
# haha, i should have typed 'skin' instead of 'hair'.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)
# COOL HAND BESSIE.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# YES AS SEEN FOR EXAMPLE ON THE LOVELY
DR DYSLEXIA
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# i have an ass they tell me on time.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# what other farm animals do you have?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# SHAMPOO!
that's right

"Waiter! This POO! It's a SHAM!"

I have no idea, I'm going to drink this cup of FUCKING SEARING HOT TEA and then I'm going to go to the shop

maybe there'll be another stabbing in the shop today

what a fun!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)
# egads.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Egg with a face!
Eggs Dirk Benedict, if you will..
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:01, archived)
# egg egg egg egg
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)
# when i was a child, i was...
...smothered with affection.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
# EEP!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Oh bugger, it's just eaten my soul.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Hello Clan!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Howdy, sir!
How are you this fine morning?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I'm super, thanks for asking

yourself?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I'm pretty good myself, thanks :D
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# In Mother Russia, breakfast eats you!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# 'Ning ghostie
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# 'ningle soulie
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# All good this morning?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# What the fuck????!!!!111???
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
thats is toooooo freaky!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)