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# I don't know why, but i read
Domo Badgers. I would love to see it shoped hehe
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# oh so this...
but not me
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# There was a badger on the Bill Oddie thing I was watching last night.
And meeces. And tits.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# he's infested!
badgers on his tits and meeces in his beard.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# And hedgypigs as well...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# aaawww... what a lovely word....
ningles Cap'n
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# When it comes to animals I have the annoying habit of talking like a five year old
I don't call horses 'horses', I call them 'poppos'. That was the word I used when I was a baby (no, don't know why, think it was my dad's baby word for them)

Ningles Senor Scaramanga!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# that *was* Bill Oddie
hello capn
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Hah, he was being typically rambunctious
Ningles N(ih)bus.

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# we have baby foxes out the back of our flat
directly below us.

They come out at dusk and early morning and pretend to kill each other, soooo cute
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Awwwwwww how cute!
Only thing we get round here is a singular red kite (I'm going to get him some chicken) and the local mogs, who are lovely beasts.

Oh, and bats. Cutie ickle bats.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Ning Cap'n
We gets foxes, bats, millions of bunnies,
Oh and this
"A derelict oil terminal beside a giant superstore in one of the unloveliest corners of Essex has been found to have more wildlife per square foot than any national nature reserve. It has been described as "England's little rainforest" and is becoming a place of pilgrimage for scientists"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# BUNNIES
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Miillions of the bastards
"A full audit of the site has not been completed, but in less than two years study it has already been found to be home to at least 1,300 species, including 30 on the UK "red list" of endangered species. Five of the UK's most threatened bumble bee species live here, including the rare Shrill carder bee. A ground beetle and a weevil not seen in 77 years and thought to be extinct have turned up and several insects so rare they have not been given English names have been discovered"

Can you guess where it is yet?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Not a clue, I've never been to Essex.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Sunny Canvey Island
Home to chavs, Dr Feelgood, Eddie and the Hot Rods and Vinegar Strokes

It truly is the arse end of the country
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Could be worse, Winehouse is meant to be moving into my county.
Another fucking celebrity. I wish they'd all piss off back to London where they belong.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# (S)Winehouse wouldn't fit in where I live
She doesn't take enough drugs and her boyfriend's only been to jail once
Plus she hasn't got the obligatory kid named dwayne
which she had whilst at school
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Southend?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# this ^
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hehehehe
I remember some years ago, middle of the night, the neighbour's security light came on. It woke me up, so I looked out the window... In their garden was a fox crouched down, with its arse and tail in the air, then, just infront of it a frog jumped up. As it did, so did the fox. The two continued this for about 5 mins before the fox got bored and trotted off... was damn funny at the time
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# :D
There's a little brown bird of some description that likes to stand on our fence and sort of dance about. No real purpose to her doing it, she just occasionally has a tightropefence boogie.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# haha
just made me think of the Mannequin Bird...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# The whoey-what-eh?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# this:
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# They're so playful
We had the cubs last year too and there was one that took to sunbathing during the day and generally freaking the local birds out, even when it got older and full size.

I'm reasonably sure that's the one that has taught these cubs to come out while it's daylight too :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I saw a kangaroo in my garden last night
Ran down stairs to get my camera
looked out the window n realised it was next doors greyhound having a shit
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)