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# Origami Domo-Kun
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Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)
# hehehehe!
I have Domo badges that Lady S covets, but she can't have them.

They're mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# I don't know why, but i read
Domo Badgers. I would love to see it shoped hehe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# oh so this...
but not me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# There was a badger on the Bill Oddie thing I was watching last night.
And meeces. And tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# he's infested!
badgers on his tits and meeces in his beard.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# And hedgypigs as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)
# aaawww... what a lovely word....
ningles Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# When it comes to animals I have the annoying habit of talking like a five year old
I don't call horses 'horses', I call them 'poppos'. That was the word I used when I was a baby (no, don't know why, think it was my dad's baby word for them)

Ningles Senor Scaramanga!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
#
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovepoppos
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# that *was* Bill Oddie
hello capn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Hah, he was being typically rambunctious
Ningles N(ih)bus.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# we have baby foxes out the back of our flat
directly below us.

They come out at dusk and early morning and pretend to kill each other, soooo cute
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Awwwwwww how cute!
Only thing we get round here is a singular red kite (I'm going to get him some chicken) and the local mogs, who are lovely beasts.

Oh, and bats. Cutie ickle bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Ning Cap'n
We gets foxes, bats, millions of bunnies,
Oh and this
"A derelict oil terminal beside a giant superstore in one of the unloveliest corners of Essex has been found to have more wildlife per square foot than any national nature reserve. It has been described as "England's little rainforest" and is becoming a place of pilgrimage for scientists"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# BUNNIES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Miillions of the bastards
"A full audit of the site has not been completed, but in less than two years study it has already been found to be home to at least 1,300 species, including 30 on the UK "red list" of endangered species. Five of the UK's most threatened bumble bee species live here, including the rare Shrill carder bee. A ground beetle and a weevil not seen in 77 years and thought to be extinct have turned up and several insects so rare they have not been given English names have been discovered"

Can you guess where it is yet?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Not a clue, I've never been to Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Sunny Canvey Island
Home to chavs, Dr Feelgood, Eddie and the Hot Rods and Vinegar Strokes

It truly is the arse end of the country
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Could be worse, Winehouse is meant to be moving into my county.
Another fucking celebrity. I wish they'd all piss off back to London where they belong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# (S)Winehouse wouldn't fit in where I live
She doesn't take enough drugs and her boyfriend's only been to jail once
Plus she hasn't got the obligatory kid named dwayne
which she had whilst at school
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Southend?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hehehehe
I remember some years ago, middle of the night, the neighbour's security light came on. It woke me up, so I looked out the window... In their garden was a fox crouched down, with its arse and tail in the air, then, just infront of it a frog jumped up. As it did, so did the fox. The two continued this for about 5 mins before the fox got bored and trotted off... was damn funny at the time
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# :D
There's a little brown bird of some description that likes to stand on our fence and sort of dance about. No real purpose to her doing it, she just occasionally has a tightropefence boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# haha
just made me think of the Mannequin Bird...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# The whoey-what-eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM_oUJAhKsI
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# They're so playful
We had the cubs last year too and there was one that took to sunbathing during the day and generally freaking the local birds out, even when it got older and full size.

I'm reasonably sure that's the one that has taught these cubs to come out while it's daylight too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I saw a kangaroo in my garden last night
Ran down stairs to get my camera
looked out the window n realised it was next doors greyhound having a shit
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Lady sovereign?!?!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Blah blah blah-blah BLAH blaaaah
In one ear and it come straight out the uvva....


My large 30 year old public schoolboy chum LOVES lady sovereign. And Daphne and Celeste.

Interestingly, his favourite band is Slayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# very cool!
edit: ok, I didnt wait for animation before I first replied

THAT IS ALL KINDS OF LOVELYNESS!!!!

have a *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# thankies :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# BLAAAARB BLAAAAARB
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAARB!
Wednesday morning NING poem..

On the Ning Nang Nong, Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning, Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang, All the mice go Clang And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong, Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning, Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang, The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

NING BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# not your poem!
NAUGHTYSTEP!
here's spike milligan doing it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Still funny though and with Ning....
Ning Kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# gday!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ningy ningningning, nonnnng
Ningy ning, ning, ningy nong...

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaha
just as I was gonna scream REPOST!

Woo Yay.

'nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# that's the point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)
# :)
You got me!

*falls dramatically*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# nings Tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# 'ning Joe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Rwaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Aww, I have a soft spot for that little bugger
Also, can I be rude and TJ:
It has come to my attention that we are paying an obscene amount of money on gas at the minute, and having little practical experience of what a gas bill should realistically be I am unsure. We live in a one bedroom flat, admittedly with high ceilings but reasonably average useage other than that, comparison sites seem to estimate an annual bill of somewhere between £420 and £700 (though that's for a one bedroomed house I'm sure)...can anyone give me some real idea of what is being paid currently?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# :S
www.whatareweyourgasbillcheckingbitches.com
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# we pay
about £5-600 for a 2 bed. And thats in fucking London (I'm sure it makes no difference, but everything is suppossed to eb more expensive...)

If you think you're being over charged, take a meter reading, ring em up and say you think you've been overcharged, and they re-calculate your bill.

We did that last year when we had a gas bill for nearly £400 for a quarter.

They sent us a new bill for £75... theiving cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# heh, someone did an "estimate" eh?
the electric bill here has doubled somehow

they are all theiving scumming shit they know they can charge what they like and laugh all the way to the bank
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Hmm, no arguments there
I will ring them up but I want to know what I'm dealing with first, if it's really out by so much, and they think it's genuine, then I need to be able to ask what makes us so different rather than be told it's typical.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Have you got last years bill for the same period?
That's normally a good judge of whether something is amiss.

EDF rather foolishly print last years amount on the bill so you've got a quick comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# No, we've only been here just under a year

the key thing being that we set up a direct debit from a joint account we never really look at, just has bills going out, I had thought the payments were quarterly but they're actually monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# ouch
and you're definitely not in credit with them?

when we had ours installed they charged us an arbitrary £50 a month - then after a year they gave me £450 back and dropped the DD to £10 a month
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Nope.
We are with the electricity, same provider, because they just charge their same estimation every month, but the gas is only about £40 in credit over the whole year of paying!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hmm
definitely sounds like something's up - do you know what the people in the other flats pay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# No, but I'm going to ask now
Boo for rip-off merchant companies we're supposed to trust!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# heheh yeah
"Our primary concern is for our customers"

No it isn't. You're a business. Your primary concern is making money. Out of your customers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# it's probably correct
I won't use the word "right"

expect it to be even more next year
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I really refuse to believe we could be spending £87 a MONTH on gas
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# could well be borked
that's over double what the bill is here and I'm in a 3 bed semi

might be worth investigating
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Blimey, then it is, definitely
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# crikey
I pay £18 a month for ours (one-bed flat), but we've only got gas for central heating/hot water/shower - cooker is on the leccy

£87 a month is nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
# We're on leccy too!
We do have the heating on most of the time when it's cold, but it's usually on a timer so it's off when we're out or in bed. I really don't think we're any more than average users.

I'm actually beginning to wonder if they're charging us for all three flats here
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm
*weighs in*

Now, I can't remember how much we pay in a one bedroomed high ceilinged flat because the wife deals with the utilities, BUT I've had a thought- could your timer be coming on when you don't realise?

Ningles lady ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# 'ningles sexy lady!
No, it's been off for ages now. Don't get me wrong, we've had it switched permanently on before when it's been really cold but that's not the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I think you could be right about them charging you for all the flats then.
But then, I can't remember what we pay for gas. I'll ask l'homme tonight and text you or the Prof. That is, if I remember. Actually, if I don't, could you text me and remind me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Yes, and that would be excellent of you
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# De nada!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I believe I own a gas rig with the £89 quid I pay
every chuffin month
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Is that a house?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# yeah but 3 bed
i think there is calc on uni strathclyde that has details on working out costs. i think
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I like this lots :D
3D-Domo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# hel-lo do-mo
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
Woo! Am I the ONLY person that can spell BLAAAAAAAAARRB! correctly?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Daaaaayve!
*suffomacates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Helllooooooo!
Our gas bill DD went from summat like £20 a month to £54 . . . C]:0\\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 'Ning :)
bet you never done a domo blaaaaaaarrb before.
so this one is for you.

*hands over*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# This is ace!
Though domo's mouth NEVER changes shape, so you have committed sacrilege!

Great job anyhoo - have some clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)