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# :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# colossal arse pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *is reminded of 'pickled penis' joke.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# 10 points for guessing who's penis that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Maggy Thatcher's
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Not SSSS
it has no lips.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Did you fluff yourself up first?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh very fnar fnar
It's quite a famous penis, I'm surprised no-one got it, the cock connoisseurs that you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Is it...
...from Michelangelo's David?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# YES!
10 points to you.

You know your penises, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Mmm...
...penises!

POINTS, I mean points!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# WILL POO ON TRIREME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# civ4 much?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Civ
best of all the long-long-long games.

Has anyone ever used sensible city names?
I suspect a goodly amount of players are, like me, entertained by having a capital city called "Bumbang".

My road through the mountains usually passes through a mining camp called "Tittywank Pass" as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hohoho
green giant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# HOHOHO!
grEEn gIANt
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# That's some scary mindpiss right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# damn you and your typing things at the same time as but posting them split seconds earlier!
damn them all to heck!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# woo!
i got my giant in first!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# eh what
Thread of jacks


I have a question that needs answering - in olden days did tourettes sufferers swear or did they use the words of the time, like fiddlesticks or poppycock in Victorian times instead of fuck and wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# a pox on cromwell!
odds bodkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# do you mean like swears of the future were programmed into their brains?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# well its like you only get olden style ghosts too
when did you get a chav ghost or a racing driver ghost?

and always midnight - even when the clocks change, they still out at midnight. pah!

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Are you comparing tourettes sufferers with ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# no
but are there any reports of ghosts with tourettes or in wheelchairs?

ITS ALL LIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# what if you had a ghost with tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Then you've got one hell of a circus attraction.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# so future ghosts in the past?
I think future ghosts in the past would still do future swears.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# they could make up a 1800s-style advertising poster
FUTURE GHOSTS IN THE PAST:


STILL DOIN IT WITH THOSE FUTURE SWEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# they've been saying "cunt" for centuries
like "that Philipe of Spain- what a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I want to believe in my swears of the future theory.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# you can still believe in that








cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I didn't think they invented tourettes
before Tennants Export.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# "Bounder"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# egad, you blackguard!
*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# No, they definitely used modern swear words
and they were always in English too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It probably manifested itself in the form of ticks and social faux pas.
like going "TK CCHTTCH HHUUUUUOOOHHHH" and jabbing a knife into a dessert instead of using the correct spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# He's out in the breeze and it's cold
An ancient version of the seinfeld joke where George had been in the pool.

We have much to learn from our ancient friends.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# He pees rusty water!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)