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# BROWN'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
? No?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# No such luck.
Actually, I don't want him to die. Just go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# he's looking REALLY old nowadays
the dithery old coot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# The PM zombiness is setting in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Doesn't take long does it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Not at all
to be fair, nobody's ever going to be a PM adored by all, but he really is the king of 'You want what? Okidoki, well I'm just going to do the opposite of that. Why? Well, because I can, I suppose. MUAHAHAHAHA'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# he must be kicking himself
after waiting 11 years for the job and then being shit at it

mind you, everyone gets bored when a govt's been in too long
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM
I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Is it me
or has his accent subtley changed over time to sound really...bland?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# He's been having lessons, I think
He's sounding decidedly less Scottish, which in my mind was the one saving grace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Probably the one man
For whom the scottish accent was not a plus
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I don't know what it is
but it (generally, not in Brown's case) turns me to jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# och, ye cannae make it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Same here actually
Nothing like a fine, red headed scottish lass.

I'll bonny her any day.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hah, my granddad calls me that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hell yes
Teh Tennant on who do you think you are was just too cute. Even Ken Stott is sexy for it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
Finding out about his orange roots.

I have to talk to a lot of people from Glasgow in my line of work, it's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I would ruin phones by drooling into the mouthpiece
Ballamory pisses me off though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# That woman in it annoys me, her with the
stupid hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# They're just ruining Scottishnessness
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# they could burn something english
that'd be pretty traditional and restore their balance
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I hate to admit this but if it makes me sexier...
www.b3ta.com/board/8510313
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I must hear you talk, I honestly can't imagine it,.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# AH CRIKEH! EH! CANNYE THRO ANORR SHRIMP AN TH' BARRRRRBEE!
fuck me I'm scared for life by that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I wonder if Cameron will have lessons
to sound more Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Comedy spanish accent for the win.
'ay caramba, mi rayt hhhonorablay frriend....'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Or just a series of bleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# whilst pointing and making obscene hand gestures
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# we had one of them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Costello
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Only without the charisma implied by the laugh
Does he actually laugh? Ever?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# if he did, I bet it'd just be a nasal exhalation with a touch more force
and then he'd look slightly embarrassed and nick an old lady's purse to redress the balance
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Reminds me of a line from an old comedy show
'This is where he had his terrbile accident'
'Accident?'
'Yes, he accidentally smiled and dislocated his jaw'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha, never a truer word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# He probably does.
But not in public as it is an EVIL LAUGH ahaha.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The conservative party are here to pick your brains
from the remnants of your skull.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# 48
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# 144
He's on a triple word score skull.

That is worth a *scary woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# You mean a
WoooooooOOOOOOooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# WcccooohhhhOOOhhhachccccceeiiiiaacccckkkkchch
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *sicks a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Cunting Christ!
Does Clive Barker write your nightmares?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I don't have nightmares. Ever.
I have fucking weird dreams though, like evil watercooler bottles driving ambulances and trying to run you down.

That and it's quite hard to have nightmares when you are me, as I'd quite happily go toe to toe with a zombie just to liven shit up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
I'd like to see Freud work that one out!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# He's probably too busy masturbating into the butter.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# oooh bit of Hurst in there
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Very nice
even if for a while I thought Boris had a lampshade on as a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# go awa, you mean to
take a DIIIIIIIIIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I just wish he'd do a propper job
and that his party would stop fucking things up... whatever anyone else says, I'm of the honest opinion that he's better than Blair and Cameron (who are essentially the same person).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# well if no ones going to explain it
GORDON'S
AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
au.youtube.com/watch?v=W1gwVIhJ8II
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I got it....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# :D
If ever there was a gag that didn't need the punchline filling in...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# We know.... :P
I don't get any :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# please let it be true
please please please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# what's wrong with him....
he's over there!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# he is a cunt
who is screwing the poor, the young and the old. but sucks the cock of the rich and gives them money
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)