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[challenge entry] Pardon me while I hit and run







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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# That's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha marvellous!
Compotastic!

Click!

Also - it is SCIENTIFIC FACT - FACT, mark you - not up for discussion - that custard creams are absolutely delicious and remind me of my gran because she always used to have them whenever we were there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# i certify this
SCIENCEtm fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# if I ever stayed over at my Nan's years ago,
she'd wake me up with tea and custard creams (and occasionally malted milks)

I really miss that now, but never thought much of it when I was small
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Mine used to torture me
by putting choc digestives in her barrel but not letting me have them.
I had to make do with custard creams or rich tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# One NEVER has to "make do" with custard creams, because they're all of teh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha I hate that magazine!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# well done on the 'T-immobile' image in NUTS this week :)
/my invoice is in the post
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Pfffft!
I'll be using JK Rowling's defence team... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# PS...
Any more brilliant ideas you have just let me know.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I don't f*ckin' think so matey ;)
I shall expect free drinks all night if you and I ever frequent the same Bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# That goes without saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ello, anything doing with that?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# you should have been added to the list
I did pass on details to the relevant chap
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# cheers.
Don't like to pester!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# no worries
I'll drop him a line to ensure you're on there if you aren't already :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# what a gent
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# This is awesome.
*subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Nice one Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Does anyone know who did the CMYK magazine?
It was jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Mighty Nibus
www.b3ta.com/board/8447342
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant
All mag spoofs should have declared null and void after that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Also this is a brilliant one, from Dave The Hat
www.b3ta.com/board/6166229
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ^this^
was expecting it along any minute now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# haha nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Oh please, no!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# very good sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# heat gives wank mags a bad name.
it's a mag, it's a load of wank, but it has no pron and is therefore misleading as a wank mag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Its a mag full of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# and wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# What is a national-service.co.uk?


Should I be scared? Will I need to buy any special garments for it? Is it part of a calorie controlled diet?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hehehe
clever!

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)