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# Vous sentez comme la merde...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# like le piss and le poo from snuff box
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# haw hee haw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# je'suis garcon guillaim :)
Edit: I have no knowledge of french, this is just a half-remembered Johnathan Watson joke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Mais, la souris est en dessous la table, le chat est sur la chaise et le singe est … le singe est disparu!
/eddie Izzard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# La plume est dans ma tante...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# you talkin' to me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# That's no gun...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# It's the only thing that shoots the exact opposite of mortal bullets?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# a cross bow?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# a trebuchet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# IMMORTAL BULLETS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# giving life rather than taking it away
I was feeling quite philosophical about my genitals earlier today.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# TAXI!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# eeew
woo
=
wooeeew
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# \o/
Chanel No. 5, for robots!

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# "Water is the essence of moisture"
Mer-man dad, mer-MAN!

points if you can guess the film
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)