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# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:04, archived)
# Here you go then

But its the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)
# L2spelling and grammar, n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Oim from norf of ingland
we dont have grammer ere.

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Painting you ceiling with
dream monsters or whatever the fuck isnt however.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Nope.
Dream Deamons are the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Save yourself some money and paintsplats
and eat cheese before bed.
FUCKED UP DREAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:30, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Fucked up dreams are win!
I dreamt that i was being driven around manchester in a shit hot car by Salma Hayek, all went well until we stopped at a tram crossing and the driver jumped out of the tram and hacked up some poor pedestrian.
Woke up like. WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:34, archived)
# No I mean...
Do not want cheeses before beds.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Cheese is win
*Eats cheese*
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Nunight.
Sleep well. Hope the dream deamon visits cheese works.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:36, archived)
# strange
you are on ignore yet your posts sadly appear.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 7:35, archived)
# I had a dream where some woman stayed in my house and borrowed my helicopter
and then she practiced doing loops in it and got carried away and I watched from the ground as she did a series of very fast loops and then crashed, and it was gory. Then I was unable to phone for an ambulance because I suddenly had fat fingers and the phone kept muttering error messages.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQyxGTjZi2I
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Ha, yes, that's roughly how the error messages went
I couldn't quite hear them properly but the phone was saying something like "you are a fat fingered twat, please hang up and try again." Then somebody else in the house called the ambulance on another phone before I managed to dial the right number, and I was all sheepish.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)
# Is it possible to do loops in a helicopter?
I imagine that going upside down in a chopper is a pretty bad thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 7:14, archived)
# yeah it is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLZx_duZ2Ww
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# AND I AM THE CREATURE FROM URANUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I always knew you were shit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)
# FUCK YOU.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Charming
I could spend all night depreciating you but im going bed.
Dont jump in front of a train or anything, that would break my fucking heart.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)
# come on.
you don't think you were asking for it?
i fucking sat through all that recycled monologue for THAT?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)
# To be fair
It does take ages but any faster and its unreadable, was one of those that worked better in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# internet time is more precious than any other form of communication.
...THE CURE AAAAARGH.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)
# heheh
Reet. Bedtime for this insomniac.
night all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# FUCK YOU.
night. :)
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:46, archived)
# No need to shout dude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS RAPITINUI
FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)
# RAPITINUI
COME BACK PLEASE WE MISS YOU. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)
# don't worry...*heavy breathing*...i'll be here for you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:30, archived)
# *shudders*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
now I need this:

www.wikihow.com/How-To-Commit-Suicide
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Hahah
loser.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# SHUUP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!
WOOF!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:36, archived)
# NO!
*hits*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:37, archived)
# I know all the ladies want to hit on me
but I shall remain aloof!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)
# No, no.
That was like...you know...a punch. I wouldn't hit on you. I mean...eww.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)
# *sniff*
fine
*sniff*
I shall go now...nobody loves me.
:'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:46, archived)
# RAPITINUI IS TOO GOOD FOR US NOW HE IS FAMOUS
MORE TO THE POINT WHERE IS THE APPLE EATER GRONKPAN????????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Rapitinui is famous? Tell me pls.
And why is gronkpan an apple eater? I thought he liked pears?

www.b3ta.com/board/8425642
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# hahah Gronkpan is originally from Tasmania
inhabitants of Tasmania are occasionally referred to as "apple eaters" see also "Tasmaniac"

Just like people from Queensland are called "Banana-Benders"

And I dunno if or why Rap is famous, Gronky started that one...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Whut?
He's Autralian, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:38, archived)
# AH YA FLAMAN SEPPO GALAH!!
...we don't like to talk about Tasmania but it's the sortof island lump on the bottom of Australia. We race boats to it. That's all it's good for!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Ooooh.
Like...they have Tasmanian Devils there, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:45, archived)
# not a lot of them, they're dying :(
there's a facial tumour disease that's killing them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:47, archived)
# THREE POINTS:
POINT ONE: I WASN'T BORN IN TASMANIA

POINT TWO: IT'S TASWEGIAN, NOT TASMANIAC. I HAVE NEVER HEARD TASMANIAC BEFORE.

POINT THREE: RAPITINUI WAS ALWAYS FAMOUS BUT HE'S ON TOUR AT THE MOMENT. HE COMES TO B3TA TO GET AWAY FROM THAT STUFF SO DON'T BRING IT UP WITH HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# POINT ONE: OK...YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING NOW!!
POINT TWO: OLD MAN ALWAYS REFERRED TO PEOPLE FROM TASMANIA AS TASMANIACS CLAIMING IT WAS FAIRLY COMMON, SO COMMON THAT PEOPLE FROM BALMAIN BECAME BALMANIACS!

POINT THREE: OK DON'T BRING UP STUFF OVER RAPITINUI!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)
# POINT FOUR:
I don't think "banana benders" or "apple eaters" are a part of our modern vernacular.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 7:22, archived)
# mum still calls herself a bananabender
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Famous?
Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)
# YES
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# he's right here.
oh wait, does that say mofaha?
fuck.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# so now all of a sudden caps is considered shouting.
maybe each one of those letters was the beginning of a sentence or proper noun. what then punk? ever hear of acronyms?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I see that you like to fuck Coldplay.
I hope that works out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)
# i love how everyone who sees that badge makes the same exact joke.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I AM A CLICHE TRAGEDY
LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# 5 minutes later and I went "OH FUCKING ARF SIGH"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Right
Pram =======Here
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Toys===========Here
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 4:26, archived)