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# You know that BBS 'Ghost Image' thing?
I think I found out what it was:




Apologies in advance for crap photoshop attempt
Link to story
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
thick bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ther was another ghost picture on the beebs site the other day. This is why this exists...


EDIT: Wow! Three peas in two threads! I amaze even myself sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# my dinner wasn't nearly as good tonight :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Shoot the head waiter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# mum already has the shits with me
I don't think I should antagonise it any further
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Well don't tip her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# when I do give her a tip like "Don't over steam brussel sprouts", she gets all narky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Inconsiderate bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha if I say THAT I'll have nowhere to live, let alone dinner
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# HEY. Go find out what the fuck this is:
30°30'36.73"S 115°22'58.00"E
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
It's a tempestuous love triangle.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *notes down*
Interesting... interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Two very bizarrely shaped women!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# it's an antenna
on some cleared ground

it's not a spaceship
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Science.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I think there's some environmental stuff there too
of course, the nutters on youtube have decided it's a fucking space ship
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
I think the accepted explanation is that it's a plug socket for the aliens to recharge their space camel.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# tasty space camel pies
you should try them :D

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Huff >:(
*goes back to looking at CheNPP*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# have a look for pine gap instead
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# tho really, all the fun stuff's in the north
less distance for the missiles

I mean space research launch vehicles :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# THERE'S FUCKING TREES. CONSPIRACY. THOSE TREES ARE SPACE TREES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# TREES WITH TITS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# google maps is taking fucking ages to load. :(
It's in PERTH...Oh yeah, it's not far, I'll just wander down there and check it out!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# looks like
a big plug socket
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# SEE THAT, DISCOMEATS, IT'S AN ALIEN PLUG SOCKET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# OMGZ ITS AN ILLUMINATI DEEP SAUROID POWER TRANSFER CONDUIT
ITS FOR COMMUNICATIN WITH ALIUNS FROM ZETA RETICULI
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# AND IT'S ESTIMATED HEIGHT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE LATUS RECTUM
OF THE ELLIPSE FORMED WHEN YOU CUT A REALLY LARGE BOILED POTATO IN HALF LENGTHWISE!!!!

IT'S THE ALIENS I SAY ALIENS

PUT MAGNETS UNDER YOUR HAT'S AND TIGHTEN YOUR ANORAKS!!

PREPARE FOR CONTACT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yeah, contact alright
with the nice man who hands out lithium :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# mmmmmm group 1 metals and it's carbonated *burp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I have no carbonated burp equipment
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I'll accept nothing less than Transuranic elements.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I could fill a hessian sack with marbles?
in the meantime
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# As long as it sustains a chain reaction, OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# put a chain in there
see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# YOU'D KNOW ALL ABOUT ANORAKS, WOULDN'T YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I don't have one but I really want one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Science
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# A very valid points
Brussels are scrummy-yumpious but if they're over cooked I'd rather eat of of Satan's poos!
Lightly steamed and then sauteed with finely chopped bacon, onion and garlic is heavenly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# They develop a sulphurous taste :8
but the sauteed sprouts do sound good...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You have to slice them at about half a cm thick.
Then saute them. As they're layered the butter get drawn in and they taste really rich:)
I think people in this country don't like them as they have them either at school or only at Christmas and in both instances they're boiled to fuck and brown.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# funny sprouts is one of the vegies I like
although boiled endlessly is unpleasant.

Do British schools still give kids lunch? Because that's unheard of here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Yup.
But there was a huge campaign by Jamie Oliver a couple of years back as they budgeted about 18p per person and it was all processed crap, even the veggies. He managed to secure an extra 400 million a year so they're given proper food.
I thought that school meals were bad when I was a kid. I was appaulled at the standards shown on his programme.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# 18p that's about maybe 50c here?
what were they processed crap were they feeding them? a licorice allsort?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I remember those cheap shitty bulk pale peas that seemed to get food colouring added
the food was mostly shit

still, if you went to an expensive school the food would be good

so all is fair and balanced in the world :D

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# The main offender was 'chicken twisties'
A chicken helix made from reclaimed meat (tiny bits of chicken meat, water blasted off the bones and ground down with skin and corn to make a meat substitute).
The amazing thing was at the model school he tried the reform at after forcing (and they had to force the kids to eat healthy food) the amount of kids that needed to go to the nurse of ashma inhalers after playing in the playground dropped by 80%.
What really did disgust me at one school chav women started making extra cash over their benefits by selling greesy chips to the kids though the playground railings!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# A chav...doing work? faked for the cameras.
and Christ, that chicken reminds me of the time described how margarine was made...(i think he did this at one point in his career)

He recalled this due to the smell of a recently deceased rat on a summers day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# lol
I think rat may have some nutrition in it. It's pretty much the way that Macdonalds make it's nuggests and burgers.
I love the way their adds say it's made from 100% beef. Beef is defines legally as anything non organ/offal or skeletal from a cow. SO yes it is 100% beef, just beef power flasted from the bone.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# errrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# And people complain about the gerkin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Ghosties!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You can tell that's not a British station
Ther's not even a ghost of a chance of a train! Ooo I just noticed I didn'tt have you on friends! How rude of me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Likewise!
And it's a Swedish station - Arlanda. Underground, at at 2am is virtually deserted. Not even any staff. Very very quiet, tunnels stretching away into the dark...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# FUCK!!!
ARSE!!!

THAT LOCOMOTIVE NEVER TROD SWEDISH IRON!!

WHERE'S MY ANORAK??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# It's a ghost train on holiday
Duhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'm really finding it hard not to Quo that image.
It cries out for it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Is that a British station?
because I've been looking to see if the SECR H class was ever in service on the underground...

I'll be pissed off if it's a French station or something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Trainspotter?
your chances of a girlfriend diminish every day as I learn new things about you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Semi mind pissage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I stopped ages ago.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Fucking Hell Kebab!
Seriously, you wonder why you're still a virgin? Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I do sometimes
isn't that a bit unfair. I kinda gave up when I started uni...AND I WAS NEVER A TRAIN SPOTTER!!!

I WAS A STEAM AND RAIL ENTHUSIAST!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# and we all know how even trainspotters look upon those
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# God damnit as soon as i meet a female trainspotter
she is gunna pull her knickers down so fast she's gunna burn her legs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I think you can get a cream for that
or make your own

I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# she'd be getting creamed about 2 seconds after the line was clear and the signal was mine!
HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
signal...line
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I think your points need adjusting
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# that'll get me firing on all cylinders!!!
see I can do car jokes as well!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Tchh, you have a one-track mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# he railly does
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I saw shit loads of them at crewe station today.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Did you kick them right in their fucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Nope. I ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# GIRL!
Hope you had fun, none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ooh this is very nice, that it is
it quells my nasty hangover a bit
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Oi loiks this
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# They mostly come out at night... Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# the days are much to briiiighhhht
they mostly come out at night.
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# GHOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# TOATS!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# GHOATS WITH TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# KEEP YOUR GHOATS HAPPY!!
www.wikihow.com/Keep-Your-Ghost-Happy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# MARKED FOR DEPLETION!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I know it's terrible :(
how will people know to feed their ghoats toats?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# just leave a bowl of honey out
with exposed mains wiring

they'll figure it out, and it's not like it'll kill them :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# here's something to lift your spirits ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# this leaves my spirits shaken, not stirred
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# My son never liked going to bed
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)