My word.What a large image
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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:55,
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yesit wasn't supposed to quite so in yer face but it's inkeeping with the RAWK element i think...
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:56,
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http://www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm is your friend.
( Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:59,
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Hehe!You'd be surprised how scared i am of horses...
They're mental as anything...
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:00,
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They're mental as anything...
Seriously though,optimise the bugger.
Also please read the FAQ
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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03,
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:02,
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but enough about yer mam......how is her snatch, by the way? still bunged up with spanish revolutionaries?
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44,
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Fuck off back to 4chan, please.b3ta.com is a place for things you made yourself.
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Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:56,
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By "putting it together" you meanclicking on the link, saving the file and then uploading it to b3ta.com?
( Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:00,
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Not as such..I found the pic, it made me smile, i gave it a title etc and saved it and THEN posted it here?
Is this such a crime?
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:03,
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Is this such a crime?
Yes actually, it is.As I said, b3ta is about stuff you made yourself. Taking someone else's pic and wrapping a border around it and a funny caption... that's for places like 4chan. b3ta is about developing and sharing your own inner creativity.
( Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:04,
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Hey..I'm a child of the TV generation. I have no inner creativity.
But thank you for your input...
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:11,
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But thank you for your input...
b3tans prefer to see images actually created by the person who is posting.I don't mind text-on-a-picture that much myself, but I am in the minority.
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Shiksa,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:05,
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Well if you don't like it...feel free to fuck off back to 4chan
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:00,
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My dear fellow picky sods are going to be the ones in droves who ignore you.Whilst you have created something, ultimately you have used a form which is equatable to Conceptual art, somewhat acceptable, but ultimately a tad cliche and irritating, yet popular to survive elsewhere. Please don't do this to garner attention because that really isn't what this place is about. Whilst you may want some, and I accept that, it's not necessarily the right board to try that.
9 months and you should surely be aware of some sort of supposed antagonism when this board is met with large posts that carry a sort of style that has been seen far too many times. Very picky it's true, but it's kind of what you get when you must realise what you do when you post here is trying to entertain, and sometimes novelty is key.
(9 months and you should surely be aware of some sort of supposed antagonism when this board is met with large posts that carry a sort of style that has been seen far too many times. Very picky it's true, but it's kind of what you get when you must realise what you do when you post here is trying to entertain, and sometimes novelty is key.
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:07,
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Ok.....point taken.
It's a sunday, lighten up. I thought we were all friends here? I'm not trying to piss anyone off.
And i'll try to be more inventive in future.
I was just playing about, no need for all this disharmony..
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:15,
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It's a sunday, lighten up. I thought we were all friends here? I'm not trying to piss anyone off.
And i'll try to be more inventive in future.
I was just playing about, no need for all this disharmony..
It's always like this.You get what you join up for. I'm only trying to deliver to you what generally is the reason for all the negativity.
Nevermind sweetheart though, just pick yourself up and try again.
(Nevermind sweetheart though, just pick yourself up and try again.
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:17,
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I will..Like a rubberball i'll bounce back.
Wasn't telling you to lighten up, just got a bit weirded out by the attacks. i don't do personal insults.
Unlike the Pappa Nazi.. lol! (dude, that is a joke, i'm sure you're a lovely person. With kittens. And a rosebush.)
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:22,
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Wasn't telling you to lighten up, just got a bit weirded out by the attacks. i don't do personal insults.
Unlike the Pappa Nazi.. lol! (dude, that is a joke, i'm sure you're a lovely person. With kittens. And a rosebush.)
Godwin's Law strikes again :)I am actually, a very lovely person. I used to have a kitten but she died a long time ago. Now I have a NaziGerman Shepherd. I do have a rosebush but it's not looking too healthy. Conversely, the rosebushes at my last house went really well. I don't think little pots are any good for roses :(
( Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:25,
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Personally.....i'm botanically challenged. A cactus and a couple of spider plants are about all i can keep alive...
I give other plants to ma Meré, she's got not much else to do... apart from golf, bridge, walking, holidays... Damn she's busy!
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Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:29,
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I give other plants to ma Meré, she's got not much else to do... apart from golf, bridge, walking, holidays... Damn she's busy!
LOLSome friends of mine gave me a cactus as a housewarming present many years ago. Cute little thing in a pot about 4" cube. No one had ever told me about how to grow cactii so I figured hey, they grow in the desert so don't need water, right? So I never watered it. It got to about a foot high then sort of tapered off; about 1" diameter at the main part and a tapering tip like a condom.
A couple of years later I move back in with the folks (as you do when your visa card spirals out of control) and mum takes a look at this cactus of mine and asks "haven't you been watering that?" "No, I says. it's a cactus!" "uh... " she groaned and took it off me. She then repotted it in a large pot and gave it a little water every now and then. Now the damn thing is 3 feet tall, is about 1" diameter for a foot, then tapers to 1/2" for about 1" height then blows out to about 2" diameter and has grown another 2 feet! Strangest looking cactus you've ever seen. Needs to be staked up of course since it's so top heavy :)
(A couple of years later I move back in with the folks (as you do when your visa card spirals out of control) and mum takes a look at this cactus of mine and asks "haven't you been watering that?" "No, I says. it's a cactus!" "uh... " she groaned and took it off me. She then repotted it in a large pot and gave it a little water every now and then. Now the damn thing is 3 feet tall, is about 1" diameter for a foot, then tapers to 1/2" for about 1" height then blows out to about 2" diameter and has grown another 2 feet! Strangest looking cactus you've ever seen. Needs to be staked up of course since it's so top heavy :)
Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:40,
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Conceptual art?If the concept is "plagiarism" then I can work with that.
b3ta, if compared to music, would be like heavy on the sampling electronica. Some original stuff but lots of tidbits taken from other sources.
What the OP posted was the visual equivilant of Australian 'exclusive' television where they take an american program, shove their own intro and credits on it but don't change the 99% in the middle.
(b3ta, if compared to music, would be like heavy on the sampling electronica. Some original stuff but lots of tidbits taken from other sources.
What the OP posted was the visual equivilant of Australian 'exclusive' television where they take an american program, shove their own intro and credits on it but don't change the 99% in the middle.
Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:17,
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it would be a non stop cacophany of things like thishttp://www.bobamu.co.uk/dump/Fartcerto.mp3
and you know it :D
(and you know it :D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:21,
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I mean it in terms that suits the reaction as opposed to the actual style.Though I suppose that is a good way of seeing it, mon frere.
Tbh the australian equivalent sounds better than an American television credits sequence anyway. Plus American editing techniques give me a neckhurt in the anal region. It's literally all flash.
(Tbh the australian equivalent sounds better than an American television credits sequence anyway. Plus American editing techniques give me a neckhurt in the anal region. It's literally all flash.
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:24,
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One that stuck in my mindwas when Phantom Menace came out. There was an interview with the lead actors, done by some yank mob. I know that because I saw excerpts on other programs.
Then the local aussie TV has their "exclusive interview with the stars of star wars". It's the same footage but they've edited out the american interviewer and some aussie girl is asking the same questions.
Aieeeeee....
(Then the local aussie TV has their "exclusive interview with the stars of star wars". It's the same footage but they've edited out the american interviewer and some aussie girl is asking the same questions.
Aieeeeee....
Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:33,
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ahaha, I love it when they do thatplus the interspersed noddy/consternation shots
no credibility in media land is there
(no credibility in media land is there
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:37,
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Wow that's fascinating and kind of surprising.It's seems almost ironic as it could be the case that some British films had non speaking trailers when shown in America.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:45,
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More recent example as a DVD called "The Secret"which was a self-help new age pile of claptrap that became popular and made a local woman a lot of money a year or two ago.
She took a US produced video called "The Law of Attraction" and put a snazzy front end on it that claimed (but failed to substantiate) all these people have been trying over the ages to hide this secret from the world. Once that's done, it's into the US production with all american presenters. Every now and then they splice in an Aussie guy giving his "real life" experiences. Local content? The 15 min of WANK intro plus a total of 6 mins chopped through it. (sigh)
An amusing digression, I googled the names of the presenters... without fail, every one of them is a wealthy person who made their money not in some honest profession but on the wealth creation speaking circuit :)
(She took a US produced video called "The Law of Attraction" and put a snazzy front end on it that claimed (but failed to substantiate) all these people have been trying over the ages to hide this secret from the world. Once that's done, it's into the US production with all american presenters. Every now and then they splice in an Aussie guy giving his "real life" experiences. Local content? The 15 min of WANK intro plus a total of 6 mins chopped through it. (sigh)
An amusing digression, I googled the names of the presenters... without fail, every one of them is a wealthy person who made their money not in some honest profession but on the wealth creation speaking circuit :)
Ratsta,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:52,
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what's a power ballard?is it some sort of thing they use on submarines?
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:02,
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oooh I can try this out.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:02,
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Dial-a-biffa eh?This meets my needs.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:06,
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Ah, so it's not just me and my girlfriend who have this running joke my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:14,
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