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Zombified B3tans are go.

I know, it's a pea from last night. I really do apologise, but in my defence I NEVER pea and bigger boys told me to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

your a mental!

*woos the mental*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

YUP

Cheers

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

Did I hear right?

BBB tie the knot?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Did he?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

Bloody hell!

That's rather scary.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

:D My work here is done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

Ooooooooooo

Do me! Do me!

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

YOU'VE GOT A BABY ON THE WAY

You tart.

Oh I see.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

*prostrates self*

Either way...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

How is all of the spawning going?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

Wifely paranoia aside it seems to be working well...

I'm just biterly disappointed by the NHS losing us and making so many mistakes.

Left-wing ideals be damned!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

Poor you, bless your heart.

Well I hope that you get no further hiccups. How is she, is she blooming, or is she sweaty and annoyed?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

Blooming and annoyed...

Everyone keeps telling her that the bump is large for 16 weeks, but this has now got her measuring it every day to check it's still growing properly...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

Bless, I'd be obsessing as well.

Well, give her my best. I am so very, very jealous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

Jealous? Surely you can surprise manwife into helping you out there?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

Well look at it this way

house prices falling, so one bed flat not worth as much as we paid for it.

If we get pregnant then we do and we'll just have to cope, but I'm not going to foist it on us, as much as I'd love to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

Fair enough...

We're currently trying to move from the needle strewn main road we live on. I'm not THAT middle class, but I object to raising a child in a sea of syringes...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

No, I'm right behind you there

totally understandable.

Good luck with it all, you lucky pair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

Danke

*doffs cap*

*crosses fingers*

*can' type properly niw...*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

Oh I say!

kind of tickles...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

tart!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

Ooooh, Leek and Tallegio if you're offering?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

Dear lord Captin'

The middleclass-o-meter has just gone off the scale!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

What are you telling me for?

My cutlass is over there *places tricorner over eyes and goes to sleep*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

*gets saucer of milk for cat o nine tails*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

*Collects Josh, Tarquin and Jocasta from private school*

I don't know WHAT you mean, I'm as common as anything, me.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Yeah

your home helps even a cockney!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

Bit of a coup really... There's so few genuine cockney's around these days...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Well if you're being technical that has always been the case

To be a genuine cockney you need to have been born within earshot of the bells of Bow. Ironically Bow is now a quite well to do area so a cockney could arguably be the middleclasses:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

Is Hammersmith in earshot?

I'm so Londonretarded.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

Only if the sound travels all the way through east London,

through the centre and passed into West London to where Hammersmith is. I suppose it could get the district line all the way, it's only take about 45 minutes.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

Alright, alright, cleverdick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Bow is quite a well to do area?

Didn't look it when I drove through it on Friday night....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

it's the classy part of the east end (coughs)

well compared with poplar n plaistow amongst many other rougher parts

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

new threads don't grow on trees young lady

you do realise that the next person to post an image will have to do it in an existing thread, all because of your selfishness.

also, 'ning sweetie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

I know, I am a very naughty girl *pokes self in eye with biro*

Ningles lovely chapshape.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

you are wonderfully twisted

like the spiral staircase in the worlds end pub (if i remember correctly) :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

:D Fankoo sir

Yes, you do remember correctly. I almost went there on Friday, but tickets had sold out for Converge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

sold out = no fun (or just an unexpected fun)!

didn't bother with lovebox this year again, daft me. A music festival over in vicky park, almost walking distance from me, and i was too disorganized to get tickets. never mind, v festival's not far away

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

Next gig I attend shall be my own, on the 2nd.

I'm getting panicky about it ALREADY, which is a new low for me. Never used to get stage fright, now I get tremendous amounts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

maybe you should make a small sacrifice to the rock and roll spirits

Leave a pack of cigarettes in front of a small statue of keith richards.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

That's a very good idea, you know.

How come Ronnie gets a younger model, but Keef doesn't seem to care about the younger ladies?

It's annoying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

heh

some prefer the classic ride of a vintage model i guess.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

your own? that's worthy of respect

is it yours as in you're promoting it? or are you performing in some way? is it a magic show?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

I am playing within it.

With the rest of the band. And some other folks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

which instrument?

or are you singer/vibes?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Bass guitar

I wish I was singing, it'd be easier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

He's looking a bit peaky there...

Woo (although a bit ewww for this time on a Monday)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Lovely nummy gore.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

lolololo you're supposed to 'shop it lolololol

Very woosome and gruesome :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

INVINOVERYNICE!

*inapproriate behaviour*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

*responds appropriately*

:D Hello sweetie!

All well?

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

I had a right arse of a morning

threw coffee all over the living room (but mostly in my handbag) fell over, got bad news, argued with mum....

but I'm good now. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

I woke up at 8.45

with little Miss Veritas due to be in school at 8.55.

We were only VERY slightly late - the classroom door was still open. This is a win.

I am now reclining on my bed, thinking about having the shower that I should have had before foisting my unwashed hair on the world this morning :)

I had an ace weekend and saw FIVE b3tans and won at poker. Which is obviously a massive win :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

I want my bed.

Lovely, lovely bed.

FIVE b3tans?! You lucky girl. Which ones?

I love poker, it's the best game in the world.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

mr horrible, Dr Zaarlon, gianthead, Prof Kenny and Jessie

Lovelies all!

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Have I met gianthead?

the other four are sugar-coated pellets of win.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

I'm not sure

She's horrible's younger sister :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Ahhh bless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

fecking awesomeness!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

:D cheers me dears

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

for some reason reminds me of buzz lightyear

most woo.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Ta dude

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

*applies sunglasses and backwards cap*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

fuckiing brilliant!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

:D You're so sweet to say it again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahah

well its true - i'm most jealous :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

You're having a giraffe, you're amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

pfffft

your too kind :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

your all gay

*runs*

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mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

*comes out of lurk city*

Cor!! That's bloody aces - and very gory!
mwah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

:D eeeeee

*huggles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

Any zombie motorcycle couriers on the horizon? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

No, because I lost the file :-(

I was going to ask you if I saw you today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

You lost it!! :-O

Will send you a fresh one later :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

It's on the other computer

which is a bit sort of....menopausal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Why thankyou sir.

Edit: have you got married?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

gore-tastic!

ace work

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mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Ahhh, ta love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

*bookmarks pearoasted thread*

ed: ah It's all cool it didn't shove me off the board :)

nicely.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)