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# Just something that's been in my head for a while...
Big thanks for my friend, Tay Perry, for making it a reality.
He gave me permission to put this up here.
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# BIGGER!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# FASTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# HARDER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# STRONGER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# LONGER!!!!
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahahahaha are you Jacob Dyer
I remember when you got the fuck flamed out of you :D


good times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It made me cry.
Thanks.
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yaay!!
but you came back though...you love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I came back...
For you.
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# do not bite your nails
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# or somebody elses
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# sometimes i feel the urge to bite my nails
then i look at them and think, nah they've been in my shoe and my feet dissolve odour eaters!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# what's with the giant knitting needle?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I have a theory.
www.chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# that's the first
story from haunted right?

edit: yup, and not even the sickest story in that book. although the reference is good
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Mhmm.
Fantastic start to a fantastic book.

The Baroness Frostbite one was worse though. It made my skin crawl.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i love the epilogue
where he tells about all the people who fainted. can't wait for choke to be released over here, the director/screenplay writer's a massive fan of the book so i'm feeling good about it,

i took a while to get into rant, but once everything started to click into place it was fantastic, and i love the dust jacket on the (UK) hard back edition
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I've only read Fight Club, Haunted, Choke and Lullaby.
I can't seem to find many of the others any more. I can't wait to see what happens with Choke though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# borders
normally has them, waterstones is starting to piss me off these days though, used to prefer it, but since they start re-designing stores and varying their stock between cities i'm not a fan (although the 20% discount is nice)
think his next one's out end of this year or start of next
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You fucker.
I guess nothing is safe...
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# haaaaa ha ha haa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ok please tell me you do not own those glasses....
thora hird is all I can say
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# he might be a twat...but there's no need for that
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# this is b3ta
i want to see her tits now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# tits or it didnt happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha you're like my brain....but without the filter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# he posted the url, so it's fair game
or am I missing something here?

*kicks sarcasm detector*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# his girlfriend is kinda cute...but no need
b3ta.com/board/8613751
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
*replaces batteries in sarcasm detector*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# really?
shit man, I never intended that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# pffffffffttttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i don't like it
it sounds like barney bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I think I speak for /board when I say,
"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# My name is Henry Dyer. I eat the dead. I fuck old ladies well after they've dried up and been husked out by worms. I watch my penis dive into their mummy quims and reemerg in the vacant spaces above their pelvises.
I once got caught by a grave digger. He made me pay him $50 a week to keep quiet. I didn't like it. So I killed him.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Is.....is it really you?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# <3's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Huzzah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# :)))
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I fucking love it.
You have my love.
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# the song was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I don't like the bit at the end.
Listen to it. Calls me a cunt.
(Nothingtoseehere, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# but it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ah but frank. is a horrible cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# The Butters/Gilgamesh combo animation was the awesomest
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol, it is fantastic, i sound like barnaby bear, i like barnaby bear, one time he went to france, i went to france, but some kid burnt my neck, i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# my name is smeg and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like smeg bear. i like smeg bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid smegged my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)