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# yawn
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# gummy beaaaars
walking here and there and everywhere
high adventure that's beyond compare
we are the gummy beaaars.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# bouncing
not flying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# flying?
whatchoo on about?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# i still remember the theme songs
from many old kid's shows, much to my shame.

EDIT: you and your dirty ninja skills still got it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# yeah
but they made your correction wrong too..

double ninjaring.. correcting properly still makes it lok like i fucked up but you fucked up in your correction

mooowahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# still
at least i got the words right, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i got the words right
they just weren't the right words.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Bruce?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Bonus?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# almighty?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# no pooftahs!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Sheila?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# strewth!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# DINGOS?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# WHERE?!
*hides baby*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# pfft.
that kid got sat on or something
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Don't eat it! That's what they want you to do!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# *hastily swallows tiny leg*
eat what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# You're just as bad as the dingo's
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# dingos are pretty nice if they're domesticated.
edit: For Sale, ', used incorrectly once. Any reasonable offer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)
# ooops.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# So are anacondas
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i'm worse
who are they gonna believe, me or a dingo?
alibi, here i come!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# "bouncing here and there and everywhere"
"they are the gummi bears"

YOU GOT IT WRONG, BUCKO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# not in my house
my parents bellowed over the top as they thought if i heard the word bouncing it would encourage hyperactivety. but they thought i was a bit of a loner so to try and encourage inclusivity they shouted we.

the final laugh's on them though.. no one's found their corpses yet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I wish I could have the finasl laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i was banned from gummi bears, power rangers, the simpsons,
ren and stimpy and many others.

you can laugh at me if you want
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# My parents kept me firmly in front of the TV/Computer
mainly because if they let me outside I'd make crossbows and throw rocks at my neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# strange. I did make cross bows and threw rocks at all sorts of things.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# no ren and stimpy???
what kind of monsters were your parents??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# domineering ones. I still live at home too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i suggest you move out quickly.
failing that, get them both insured and arrange a little "accident"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# ass
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# wtf?
it's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Sex face
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# cooo-eee
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
quality
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# ok...but it could be a lot smaller
*has just been throttled by isp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# heyaaaaaaaaaargh
I've made my first seamshorse. although it hasn't been aired yet. I'm waiting for a suitable opertunity which has yet to arrive.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I have a new one, just waiting for the right moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# here?
now?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# no we need a seamy image, not a seams horse, to kick it off
we need to be patient...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# but I should be in bed. :(
oh well.. tomorrow is a sunday after all...

time for a 2am feast me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# VERE IST MINE TULIPS!?
*I like this more than brie*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I AM AND GUMMI BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# NEIN
Das Ist Mein Gummi Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# will everybody please stop saying gummi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# gummi gummi gummi
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
#
GUMMI, GUMMi, Gummi, gummmi, *Casualty theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# My doodle knows how he feels
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# "It hurts when I pee!"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Ich bin laut lachen, denn Sie sind ein Unsinn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# haha fuck
on a slightly related note:

For fuck's sake. I'm at home in scotland, drinking a fucking 275ml Beck's. I normally live in germany. I'm not even sure if they do 275ml bottles there.

I'm sad that I went to a bar tonight and paid over three pounds for a 500ml bottle of beer, when it's 70c in germany.

balhblahlablabhahabl britain is poo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Welcome to Britain
"Land of the empty pockets"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# get the fuck out.
seriously.

get the fuck out.

I'll look after you and the family.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Haha
I wish I could .... I bloody do!
How much space you got?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# not much
but if you set a tent on my roof, then I've enough space for say, five at most?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Yay!
*Moves*

I'll bring my bivvy, could I cast to any lakes from there?

I must off last j then beddom.
*waves*
Nite all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# yes, you probably could
though not from my roof obviously

unless it was really long and you were good at maneuvering it through the streets from the river/lake to my house.

nighto
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Have another battered mars bar and beat your relatives up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# hahahah
you non-scottish cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# :D
That's alright I'm from SW, I'm going to beat my relatives up after I have sex with them.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# :)
don't worry. I don't hate you cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# yeah but we still beat germany at war!
/jingo
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# hahaha
"Beat Germany 'AT' war"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# haha
hahaha

It's surprising how relaxed my mates in germany are with chatting about the war. whenever i talk about hitler or war or whatever I feel the same way as I felt when I first started experimenting with the word: "cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# if WW2 had been a computer game
the Nazis would have won on kill/death ratio
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# How's it taste ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# ok. it's only beck's. it's meh.
but it's gone in a couple of swigs. it's a bit like those mini-coke cans you used to get.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# cry me a river.
Becks is generally 4-5 times that German price here.
And if you go to some wanky club you can be hit $10 for some of the shittiest beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# That's just because people think that foreign beers are somehow "better".
Schooner of Reschs never goes above five bucks, no matter how much stainless steel or smoked glass there is in the place.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Yeah, I know. I generally stick to the Aussie beers.
Becks, Heineken and other imports just aren't that good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)