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# Went to Great Yarmouth on Saturday....
and despite tight security I was able to take these covert snaps. Might be some monsters that haven't been seen before, how many can you identify?

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(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# starsky and hutch
and,,,and...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sorry TJ time
I was in Cheltenham last week and I found this stall that sold only scotch eggs.
I was in heaven, I nicked a menu thingy.

I nicked a menu thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# did your breath smell like gas afterwards?
(edit, pisspoor spelling)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Why pisspoor?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# first attempt said 'afterwars'
unless you are a secret military dictator/leader of the terror cell of mirth?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Erm no it didn't
There was no ninja there and I admit it if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# no, my post did silly
all the more reason for me to have left my cack handed original unedited.

related news - I had some nice savoury eggs last week, not proper scotch eggs but they were bought by my missus as part of a birthday picnic in hyde park so I shan't be ungrateful
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Even better. You can get them in london!
LONDON

NW1 8JD
Melrose and Morgan, 42, Gloucester Ave
NW10 1DE
Melbury & Appleton ltd, 271, Muswell Hill
SE22 8HJ
Green & Blue 38, Lordship lane, Dulwich
SW3 4LY
Partridges Deli, 2-5, Duke of York Square
SW7 4PL
Partridges Deli ,17-23 Gloucester Rd, Kensington
SW12 9SG


EDIT: Yays Gloucester Road, 5 mins walk from where I am:D

EDIT EDIT: Ooo or your selection of 6 delivered to your door for £7.50!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Oo the cheaky git! They're £1.25 each online but I paid £2.75 each at teh stall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *takes picture with phone*
best way I could think of to remind me to try these places when out and about, hmm the one in muswell hill's probs best for me as it's so close to the north circular...
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
www.handmadescotcheggs.co.uk/shop/

EDIT: Oustanding typeo or just a worrying recipe!

Free-range Brisith Saddleback pork with SHROPSHIRE LAD
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# bloody hell, that works out over £3 a scotch egg!
though they do sound awesome, would be great for a present though
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah I just saw that £20!
Best go down the shop so you can get just a couple.
Although they're about the same size of the shop bought ones they are about twice the weight, although they're not heavy in a culinary way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# My brother lives in Cheltenham
time to pay him a visit methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Has to be a Friday when the market is on.
I had a scrumpy one, a black pudding/pork mince one and a rabbit an pork one:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Dammit, that sounds good!
Perhaps I could combine a number of activities, i.e. visit when the Coopers Hill cheese rolling event is on. I could celebrate tumbling down a hill with a scrumpy scotch egg. Assuming my neck doesnt break.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Don't worry about it
I believe it's almost unheard of to break one's neck when tucking into a savory/eggle based snack.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# No way man...you can break your neck doing anything
I was told this totally true story about a soldier who was on parade & turned his head and he dropped dead with a broken neck...100% true...I was told by my friend who heard it from his girlfriends uncle who knew a guy....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Was he eating a scotch egg at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# the garlic leon one sounds good
that with some sweet chilli sauce would be well lush
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# the infamous Tussauds!
Hitler
Starsky & Hutch
Sean Connery
Gorden Kaye
Prince William
Noel Edmonds
Bobby Ball

As a Norfolkonian, I have a grudging admiration for that place, still going after all these years and all the bad publicity. :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Louis Tussaud's! I've never dared go inside...
You're a braver man than me Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I went in many, many, MANY years ago
I don't visit Yarmouth unless I have to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# fuck
that looks like the worst nightmare anyone's ever had.

Right, we've got Starsky and hutch, René and james bond, hitler, prince wills, noel edmunds and.....fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# alf ffrom 'allo 'allo, charlie chaplin.. is that meant to be the noel of edmonds in that snazy jacket?
and with the cardiga it's got to be stasky and hutch...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# is it just me but does starsky look like prince phillip?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I thought it was Nick Knowles from DIY SOS...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ahahahaha!
yesssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# This creeps me the fuck out
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# its lilke you went in a time machine...
...they are very realistic
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ... shop window dummies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# From left to right
Hitler (or an older harry potter), Starsky & Hutch, Sean Connery as Bond, Gorden Kaye in Allo Allo, Prince William (Bottom left) & Noel Edmonds & Jason King (bottom right).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Close
Got the last one wrong.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah, didnt have a clue
but someone said Bobby Ball
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Correct
Well done, have a biscuit.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!!
Wait...this is soggy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hitler looks a bit....disabled.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Because it's TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# he does only have one ball
must in vestigate to see if they're anatomically correct.

would "hi I'm the man from tussards I'm here to check your messurements" be my new way to get unwitting celebrities nude...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# If you find a naked Hitler Tussauds statue
for fuck sake, inform me. I can think of few things I want more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# like a t and an apostrophe?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oh.... no.
Fuck off, I'm ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *hugs*
*pats on back*
*makes sure the pats feel sympathetic instead of derisery or patronising*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# The other is in the Albert Hall
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# do they have a madame tussards too?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# No idea
But Himmlers are rather similar,
And poor old Gobbels, has no balls, at all
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# what about goering? I heard if he shaves them they tend to sting?
and as for Ikemann he just don't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# It's Daniel Radcliff in 20 years time
he never got over the end of Harry Potter and turned to right wing dictatorships.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I have odd feelings about that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# If he ever did porn I have a film title he could use:
“Hairy Putter and the Syphilitic Bone”
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Disabled?
I would say he looks quite homosexual. He is about to finish a long speach with the words, Ooooh! Entey.

Edit: Sorry for the bad German.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Bernard, from bernards watch
The man from that box opening game and manwell in the bottom right, prince harry in the left, James bond and the guy from ello ello, and i don't know the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# bernard goes to my university
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Woah, Awesome!
Can you ask him if he's ever used his watch for evil? like robbing banks?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# lol
if an 11 year old boy really had a watch that stopped time he would totally perv it up
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Bernard. Bernard. ....Bernard. Bernard, Bernard.....Bernard.....Bernard....Bernard...
I'm a prostitute robot from the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Nice to see they modelled Gorden Kaye after he had his car accident...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I am so gonna have nightmares about this tonight.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# ...
great shit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha I've been there..it really is piss poor, in an awesome way :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)