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# Floaty car shopping. Photoshopping takes too long and is too hard. I think I'll stick with drawing stuff.


SORSE: www.carforums.net/reviews/makes/pictures/mitsubishi10.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# see?
you leave it out overnight, the fucker pinch the wheels!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *makes cliched comment about living in liverpool*
nice shop ttssa..oh i get lost in all the s's and t's
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# pff
i spent a happy half-hour once watching a car burn. just wish i'd thrown a couple of foil-wrapped spuds in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You scouse bastards ;)
How do Smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# not bad
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Not too shabby.
Just chilling with a couple of boozes and missing smoking. Also, it will be my 5th b3taday in 3 days apparently :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# 0_0
i shall have to get busy with a cake!
i'd love a beer, but no fizzy for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *waggles around a bottle of Irn Bru*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# piss off, toast-sitter!
i am jonesing for dr. pepper right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I'd like a ciggarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I think I would too....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hah!
i quit before the op, as soon as i got home, i bought 20.
*lights up smugly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)
# JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# heheh
hello mayfair, my old friend
i've come to smoke on you again...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Smack some Absinth down your chops then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)
# never again!
one night sleeping in the garden was enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you woke up in the morning
and all your wheels were gone
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)
# heheh
no, i crawled over the kitchen step like the grudge, with my hair hanging in my face. my mates said i looked scary as fuck.
well, i had been drinking red witches, vodka, bacardi and absinthe.
i'd also had several spliffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I LIEK THIS
I LIEK THIS A LOT.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# IS CAR.
HAS NO WHEELS. NO WHEELS AT EACH CORNER.
WHERE WHEELS LIVE.

IN THE CORNERS.

CARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# CORNER WHEELS?
OMG NO WAI
THIS CAR DOESN'T HAVE 4 CORNER WHEELS
SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# why am i reading this in a russian accent?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# don't worry
i did, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# go team
holds out fist (not in THAT way)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *fetches perving binoculars and tissues*
... Go onnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# please list the main features of perving binoculars:
a template:
1)
2)
3)
4)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Am I the only person
whi started thinking of Binoculars Perving then...

(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# we've caught ourselves a lurker!
quick, fetch the net!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# BUNDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Give me a break...
I'm at work and having to pretend to be... well working.

Also... having a sever lack of originality it the potatoshop region.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# PATENT PENDING.
1, binoculars
2, wig
3, binoculars
4, shed
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# this could be your way of making mila kunis (unwillingly?) yours
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# She wants me. She just doesn't know it yet.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I saw That 70s show unexpectedly earlier.
It really groated my sprockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# She greases my spronkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# we can all but dream
(though if i had a dream involving her it'd probs just be involving...the kuni?...and me, maybe more women just to push the boat out)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# you dream of her if you want
i'll keep dreaming of michael mcmanus and james marsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# urgh...
just thought of Michelle McManus then..
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
that's just nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# She's dream cheating on me? THE BITCH.
Ah, I can't stay mad at her. *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You can take the lenses out and fuck them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# you'd need easy clean lenses
some sort of teflon coating. Actually, a coat with teflon on it would be pretty useful. You! go make one!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Or a Rain Mac maybe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# yes.
a long seedy teflon coated coat, to deflect both natures precipitation and the human kind of precipitation
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# da, comrade!
*waves sickle*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *offers crops*
we cut hay
we make straw
we drink vodka
then we dance cossack like crazy people
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# da.
you want potato?
i have potato, only one, but is potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# oh i am laughing (like 'we are laughing' - anchorman)
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# haven't seen it
are there zombies in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# it is sort of good
but nil zombies, or should i say niet (poor spelling) fraid
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# good shop though fella
although you are letting team uber pixel down.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Is that some pixeltits?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# stitle x ip.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEAM PIXEL SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# and here's my car of the future


on some kind of crap mission in a post apocalyptic landscape or some shit

:D

and it tiles too, damn it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# THIS CAR APPEARS TO BE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO SPIN THE EARTH BELOW IT.
FOMGZLUHL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# THIS CAR IS MAKE EARTHY PLANTET ROTATE! WHAT'S A FUCKING CAR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# TIELZ


We's on a mishun!
:D
Woo! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# we gots ourselves a caaaaaan voooooi
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ain't she a beautiful sight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# \o,
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ,o/
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# PUNCH THE AIR, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# *punches air*
*gets wind-burned knuckles*
*lightly jabs air*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# a very mild apocolypse then
one where green things and people survive :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yeah, it was the "explosion at the green paint factory" apocalypse
things were mostly green afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# OFF ROAD...!


PLUS...A tip: If you often forget your pin number and use a particular ATM, go there at 3am when no-one is about and scratch your pin number on the machine...works a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# bah, try as I might, I just can't get off road!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Ohhhh, pro-tips. WRITE A BOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# haha
now thats a tip
Write to pick me up, you might win a £20 gift voucher
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# the chap behind the bar at my local shouted across the bar for my pin once
told him to fuck off, in a jokey way. all was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# thats a shit numberplate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Wait for it...
wait for it...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# OH OH OH OH I'M EXCITED.
WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# How utterly silly
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ohhh blimey.
Outdo me why don't you. You jerk. But seriously, gawsh that's awesome. But seriously, I hate you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I preferred it with the wheels,
to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Can I see?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Down the page.
www.b3ta.com/board/8640583
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Corr, that second one is my fave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# DO WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Mmmm
*dreams about*
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# dave?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# OH
Now that's nice.
That's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I vote that Sam should Photoshop more often.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# GRUMBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Woo!


Night all!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# car makes monday not be sunday
no car makes monday sunday
then tuesday would be monday, and wednesday tuesday, thursday wednesday.
And we'd get the newsletter a day early! WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# screw the newsletter
i'd get paid a day early!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# That makes my head hurt too much!
I think you're saying - car ftw?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Night, sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Night, lovie!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# There is nobody driving that car
or the driver is invisible
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)