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# I JUST FED CHINESE FOOD TO A FOX, USING CHOPSTICKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# aww
i want to believe you - is this true? foxes are great!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I swear to God.
Walking home from the pub with some Singapore noodles and a pair of chopsticks. I thought it was a cat untill it came really close. I was eating the noodles so I threw some on the ground and it ate them. So I threw some closer and closer untill it was close enough that I gave it some with the chopsticks and it ate it right off the end. Then some barry-boy twat came racing along the road in his car and scared it off.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Treasure this experience
I always say "hello Mr Fox" when i see a fox and the same for badgers :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I've never seen a live badger and only seen a fox whilst in my car.
It was awesome. I FEEL ALIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I saw a badger in my garden :)
and a squirrel this week (which is strange as the nearest trees are about 60 feet away - but next door does put alot of peanuts out for the birds...)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I found a hedgiehog once
I fed it a biscuit and let it toddle away.

I was pleased for days.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hedgehogs are great
top tip if you ever want to eat one, wrap it in clay - all the spikes stick to the clay when cooked :) - don't eat them - they're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# :((((
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# well if you're starving and your about to die
and there are hedgehogs to be eaten...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i caught one once
it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i found a dead mouse in my pond (well its not so much a pond more of a plastic tub with a ugly statue of an angel my mum likes)
i left some rocks so stupid creatures can get out if they fall in... its in the compost bin - dust to dust and all that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# cor

I've never seen a live badger in the wild.
but I guess they're much less common over here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i know!
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
#
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)
# What a lovely reversal of fortunes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hooooorselinkeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

that was mighty purple for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Did you eat from the chopsticks after that?

lolrabies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Nah.
I left the noodles and chinese in the bush it ran towards. Hopefully he'll find it later.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# this is the best story ever
apart from the end bit
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# PX PLS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# YER, DEFFO PLS
MUST SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry,
I was too busy FEEDING CHINESE TO FOX, WITH CHOPSTICKS to take a proper picture.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That my friend
Is fookin BEAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Pics or it never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I tried to take a picture on my phone but it just came out all black and shit.
My heart's fucking pounding.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Aw, at least you tried.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# don't worry, if it's chinese food, the fox will be back in 10 mins for more.
plenty of time to get the camera rigged up properly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Great,
now all I need is a camera. And a rig :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# that will be the msg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# My arteries are hardening too.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# haha calm down it was only a fox
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yeah but,
A FOX
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
+y lady
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# There was one in my garden the other night, which isn't particularly spectacular as it's a countryish commuter area.
However it was in the front garden, which is totally exposed, about a metre away from a fully lit road, at about 9 o'clock while it was still light enough to see with the naked eye.

But then a car scared it away.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
# This was right on the main road too.
On the pavement. I blame global warming and the nanny state and saturated fats.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Like an urban fox!
Oh wait..

Err...er

Like a fucking immigrant...or something
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)
# That's awesome
Foxes are the only reason not to bomb the suburbs
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)