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# my
brother's little lad (6 months) see's his dad on the computer all the time and has taken to sitting in front of the keyboard and banging the keys then looking at his dad with a big grin on his face

so cute there should be laws against it!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# like this?


that's better...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha
sweeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# yay and yay again
for small people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# heh
they start young these days
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Wow,
It's a baby, and the baby seems to have drawn some kind of banana, wait.. no. NOOOO!
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so cuute
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
want one!

what am I saying, no I don't! not yet anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# if you really want
a picture of a cock, I'm sure someone will draw one for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# haha!
no.
I don't need no pictures. I can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Poor
Munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# nope cos
I'm always thinking of him
*swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# He's
dreamy
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Hark! Whats that sound?
Its munkt0n sighing with relief...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# *shudder*
yes one day I may procreate. be ready it will be scary.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# be warned.
it hurts. lots. then for a few months after it hurts still. and breastfeeding hurts. my nipples bled for days. and 7 months on my pelvic joint is still loose and painful.

but babies are wonderful. when they're not crying all night, terrifying you with awful rashes, smearing food everwhere, eating electrical cables and producing toxic nappies...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# oh
I know I have a nice and nephew, thats why I'm waiting till I'm ready for it.
plus then we can afford a nanny and private health care with all the drugs they can give me.

only kidding on the nanny and drugs bit. I want to stay home and look after my children, give me a chance to regress for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# entonox
is wonderful stuff :) except when the pain is so great you end up passing out on it. I could do with some now though for the pain in my back and pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# poor
you!
I've got hip ache at the moment but thats because I spent most of yesterday doing naughty things with munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I don't wanna know...
I've had sex twice since October 2001...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I've put my collegue of having kids with her current boyfriend
gentically they would be pre-disposed to having ginger twins...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)