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# hope it's not too big (where have I heard that before??)
it's a bit grainy cos I reduced the colours to get it a bit smaller...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Heeeeeeeee
Is that small person yours?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# she is indeed :)
it just seemed appropriate, with the keyboard and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# my
brother's little lad (6 months) see's his dad on the computer all the time and has taken to sitting in front of the keyboard and banging the keys then looking at his dad with a big grin on his face

so cute there should be laws against it!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# like this?


that's better...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha
sweeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# yay and yay again
for small people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# heh
they start young these days
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Wow,
It's a baby, and the baby seems to have drawn some kind of banana, wait.. no. NOOOO!
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:49, archived)
# arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so cuute
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
want one!

what am I saying, no I don't! not yet anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# if you really want
a picture of a cock, I'm sure someone will draw one for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# haha!
no.
I don't need no pictures. I can imagine
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Poor
Munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# nope cos
I'm always thinking of him
*swoon*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# He's
dreamy
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Hark! Whats that sound?
Its munkt0n sighing with relief...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# *shudder*
yes one day I may procreate. be ready it will be scary.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# be warned.
it hurts. lots. then for a few months after it hurts still. and breastfeeding hurts. my nipples bled for days. and 7 months on my pelvic joint is still loose and painful.

but babies are wonderful. when they're not crying all night, terrifying you with awful rashes, smearing food everwhere, eating electrical cables and producing toxic nappies...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:01, archived)
# oh
I know I have a nice and nephew, thats why I'm waiting till I'm ready for it.
plus then we can afford a nanny and private health care with all the drugs they can give me.

only kidding on the nanny and drugs bit. I want to stay home and look after my children, give me a chance to regress for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# entonox
is wonderful stuff :) except when the pain is so great you end up passing out on it. I could do with some now though for the pain in my back and pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# poor
you!
I've got hip ache at the moment but thats because I spent most of yesterday doing naughty things with munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I don't wanna know...
I've had sex twice since October 2001...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# I've put my collegue of having kids with her current boyfriend
gentically they would be pre-disposed to having ginger twins...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Taking off, captain!


That looks like a classic sci-fi movie/tv location too, as used in Star Trek and Bill and Ted, to name but a couple...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:34, archived)
# also JSBSB
I was thinking of the best background for it, and it really had to be Arena... I almost added a Gorn in the background but decided that would be too geeky. Suppose I could have done Jay and Silent Bob with the chimp, but I would have spent the rest of the day drooling over pics of Kevin Smith...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I have that!
haven't watched it yet...

mmm, *cough*... :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:38, archived)
# yaaaayyy
and wooooo
for small people playing on keyboards whilst flying in inflatable rings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# jacking
anyone know how to make bruising clear up faster?? after last nights experiment, i have a bit of bruising that i wanna get rid of before the final job
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# cut away bruised flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# not even i'm that stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:42, archived)
# take
arnica and use witch hazel
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# i'm not in the mood to raise the dead
right now
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# raising the dead??
with arnica and witch hazel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# well i have neither of them
about anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Don't encourage him
the man is about to perform self-piercing on his testicles...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# about?
more like round 2
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# use concealer
and eyeliner and lip gloss.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# its not visible bruising
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# then you don't need
to do anything really do you?

have i missed something, is this on your nads?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yes
and yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# sit on a bag of ice
....nude
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:50, archived)
# nah
not ice to do
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# the last thing he needs
is frost bite on top oh a hole in his bits and a serious reality problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# reality problem??
not got one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# course not
it's just that your reality is wildly different from everyone elses' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:57, archived)
# how so?
i'm just willing to do that little bit more for a thrill
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:02, archived)
# wouldn't it
be more of a thrill if you weren't doing it alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# well if i had anyone else
that would rock, but fuck, its fun anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# eyeliner and lip gloss eh Mike?
always keep some handy do you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Bruising?
On your testicles?

FOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)
# just the skin
and i won't argue
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)
# you really shouldn't
go through with this you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:45, archived)
# i've already gone thru with it
but the hole was to small for the stud thing, so i'm letting it heal and going for the bigger needle
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGHHHHHH!





that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:52, archived)
# its not all that bad
actually, i quite enjoyed the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# that I can understand
but not in a permanent sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)
# well it only hurt for the few mins
of sticking the needle thru, then it was totally painless, no blood, but a litte squewiff because of the bad angle
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I meant more
the permanence of the piercing, not the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i see where you're coming from
hence my declaring the last attempt a faliure and trying again to get it perfect next time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hmmmm
still think you're mad though...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# well i was certified sane
a few times by the shrinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I wonder
what they'd say if you mentioned this... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# they'd probably put it down to ADD
and hell, everyones got a perversion, i've just got lots :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# best not
to bring up the subject of perversions around me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# lol
well i've not found anything i won't try yet :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)
# come to think of it
nor have I

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
damn.pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)
# why
damn?

Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I know where I draw the line
but there's not much on the other side of it, and it's stuff that makes me shudder in a bad way
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)
# lol
the only thing i deffo couldn't do is kids, thats just totally fucked up bad and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:29, archived)
# not kids
not animals, not watersports or anything along those lines. that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:34, archived)
# animals
and watersports are fair game in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:35, archived)
# actually thats not true
i wouldn't do anything to do with poo. But then i doubt i'd ever be asked either! I don't think it's that common a fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:27, archived)
# well i have no sence of smell
so i'm pretty much immune to that, wouldn't eat it tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I'm a microbiologist though
i know too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:36, archived)
# well i can only say one thing in that case
shit happens :p
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# actually
it's more common than you'd think...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# HOLEY FUCKING SHIT!
Man, that is not a good idea.

/heeyooooge fucking shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:53, archived)
# subtle Ijon
....subtle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Nice
to see my poor puns being appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Definately use a needle
at least twice the diameter of the jewellery. shave the area, swab with an alcohol solution and either use a pre-sterilised integral packaged or a needle boiled in water for awhile. Use gloves that you have swabbed with your alcohol solution (90% ethanol is good)and wash the area twice daily with sterile saline solution.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:56, archived)
# twice the diameter!!??
no way am i sticking a 5mm needle thru me cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)
# you could pierce with a 2.4mm
and stretch up to 2.4 / 2.6mm in a few weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# yeah
that was my plan, it seems that you know about this stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I,ve had a couple of piercings
and friends who have had way more than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ahh
fairynuff, i started this as a fucking mental bet, but its damn good fun :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i wouldn't recomend doing your own penis though
there's too much that can go wrong and you wouldn't want to loose sensitivity!
but just skin on either your willy or your scrotum should be ok. Dont let it get infected though!
Wear VERY loose pants + trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)
# yeah
tis just the skin, no way i'd do anything daft :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)
# seriously
i'd rather pierce the skin on me cock than eyebrow or ear or summat, that really is mental
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)
# heheheh
Ratbag is good to go
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:40, archived)
# That reminds me
of a Herbie Hancock album cover
(thediscokingpin, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 14:47, archived)