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# I have no idea why.

But I'm not apologising :p
(Virulent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I have to ask, if it's invisible, how do you know it's green?
It could be a red cabbage for all you know.

But woo nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# It might not even be a cabbage
it might be a red banana for all you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I think it's a frog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That is a joke of captain like proportions
For you:

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)
# What's white and doesn't climb trees?
A fridge!
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What's white, wears a scarf and doesn't climb trees?

Rupert the Fridge!
(Virulent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# My favourite joke:


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*
I love silly elephant carpark jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It's my favourite for a good reason
I'm very discerning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I've never been to Cerning so I wouldn't like to comment

but your cartoonary plus the silliness of the joke are a perfect match
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahhhaha, oh good lord, that makes me laugh more than I know it should :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# lolz!
:D
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# What's made of wood and jumps as high as the Eiffel tower?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I don't know, Mr Mediocre
what's made of wood and jumps as high as the Eiffel tower?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# What's brown and sticky?
...
..
.


shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Pink fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
(Virulent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Gluey Armstrong?
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)
# marmite?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *Spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)
# APOLOGISE!
heheheh... this lack of sanity amuses me greatly :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)
# What hangs at a man's thigh and wishes to poke the hole it often has?
A key.

/oldest recorded joke in history
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)
# That's the oldest recorded English joke
The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to the Sumerians in about 1900 BC, and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahh!
"Sumerian"

-classic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# The old ones are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# So I said to this bloke with no legs at a bus-stop
"How're you getting on then?"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)