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# No-one would have believed....
(inspiration from below) www.b3ta.com/board/8702671


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# we come from a citrus-starved planet
now FEED US YOUR LEMONS!

woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# They've always reminded me of "War of the worlds"
I find they really work well.
Form AND function wins every time!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# It's amazing, but they do...
Science, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)
# The science bit
It's been suggested that excessive aluminium consumption promotes alzheimers.
Aluminium can be dissolved in acid.
Lemon juice is acid.
Stark lemon squeezers are made of aluminium.
(enile, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *Thinks*
That makes him a witch.
Burn him!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Yeah, I don't think solid aluminium dissolves in lemon juice...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# In the kitchen, vinegar is twice as effective at dissolving aluminium
but lemon juice will still do the job. And you can't squeeze a vinegar.
(enile, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I see
a stark future ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# You will be juiced!
Edit: Resistance is f(r)utile!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)
# are you taking
the pith?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Ooof!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hmm
the future's stark, the future's orange juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I find your cutting remarks rather apeeling
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# You pipped me to that one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Cor(e)!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# b(lime)y
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# stark futures are the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I fear them and admire them
in equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Hello Sir!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Yes thank you.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Stumbling by, thank you...
The usual, basically.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I've thought this often
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# yay!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)