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# Make a little love. Do a little dance. Get down tonight.


Click for 'news'.
Hey. Let's make it a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You fancy her
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I'd certainly spunk all over her rotting corpse.
I suppose that's a sort of love.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# you have a very romantic soul

I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# romantic soul, rotten mind
generally how it goes
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# oh fuck off and die already you dried up old witch!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hey! just because its a TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Are you trying to get me to spit at my monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You will not believe the excitement with which I just high-tailed it to the Beeb
only to be let down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Let down?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7579352.stm
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I couldn't see it anywhere on the politics page to click
Carol can fuck off n'all.

'Lady Thatcher briefly returned to the limelight in September last year when she visited Downing Street as a guest of Gordon Brown.

She had won praise from the prime minister who described her as a "conviction politician".'

Says everything you need to know about him.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# "conviction politician"?? There should be more convicted politicians
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# In ecksecksecksecks we just arrest our politians as soon as they're elected
saves time that way
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# should have the funeral instead.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I still don't understand why 'conviction poltician' is a good thing.
Personally, I don't trust people who won't change their mind regardless of what the evidence is.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Exactly.
Irrationality and a fervent desire to stick to your guns no matter how shit covered and dangerous they are if anything shows more a lack of the sensibility and reason I'd hope to expect (like it'd ever happen) from someone in such a position of power.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm tempted to generalise that statement to religion.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Last time I checked my faith didn't affect anyone else
unlike the unfaltering views of the ex prime minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# eh, the reason I didn't generalise it: people would see it as attacks on themselves
but just look at how many people lives are affected by religious views of others...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# The media are stuck in the same rut as well unfortunately.
If someone dares to change their mind in changing circumstances, they're U-turning bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# i concur but i'd rather have politicians with convictions who believe something, anything than populist media whore cunts like blair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You have a point.
A nice middle ground, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# politicians should havev ideals and work hard to realise them but need to be grounded enough to see when they are unrealistic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# So long as they keep their minds open to new evidence, that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# exactly
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ^ this
so very much this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# no mummy no mummy dont go!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)
# She has dementia? Stiff shit to her then.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Awwwww
I thought she'd died then

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i've got a fiver on her in my local's death pool this year
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i may have to re-enact the first colour scene in the Wizard of Oz
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# If you need a girl in red sparkly shoes
I have a VERY nice pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# lordy i bet you do
I'm still hoping that they don't give the old witch a state funeral, but New Labour does love Thatcher, so I don't hold much hope.

Frankie Boyle said on Mock the Week: "For the price of a state funeral you could buy three million spades and everyone in Scotland would dig her a hole so deep that she could be handed over to Satan personally.""
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I know, bless him.
If they do give her a state funeral they're going to need a LOT of security and extra police as lots of very angry people will be turning up to chuck stuff at her for one last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# that would just be sick.....oh....I see what you mean :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I JUST ATE A SCONE
it was luvly it had jam in it
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)
# im eating pork in plum sauce
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# "in" it?
tell me more about this wonderous jam filled scone
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# it's all a blur now
but it was cut in half with butter n jam, that's all i can remember
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ah, I see
scones in the morning, what decadence
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# :9
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I just ate a clementine... It was very sweet.
I think for lunch, as I've hd fruit this morning, I shall by some cake.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Her memory is failing?
No wonder she thinks she's a good, honest, fine upstanding member of the community who did a great job for this country.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Nicely fucking put.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)