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# SQUIRREL BUM!
she'll be at those christmas lights i'll warrent!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# dammit.... beaten to it with ehSQUIRREL BUM! comment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Something just went FWAP.
And again.
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# watcha cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *looks down*
now what?
=)
eeop old fella!
how art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# stop talking to your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# do you mind.
i'm trying to have a conversation here!!

so, hows the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *is surprised to hear your cock say "damp"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *changes pad*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Are you chatting to your penis?
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# he's a talkative little chap
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# begging for a little respite
and anti-chafing lotion isn't exactly what i'd call chatty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# shhhh!!
it is!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the tug again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# o-ok...
*rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# that's right
rub it in there real deep, like...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
i'm scared...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# you should be, boy
you should be...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *imagines a penis with a little mouth*
*runs away screaming and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Jamie Oliver?
Oh you said little mouth....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# nah , he's a tongue on legs,
not a talking penis!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# don't! you're filling my mind with wrongness!
a tongue on legs should be the ultimate pleasure device, but not when it's jamie oliver's tongue!
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# A tongue without a face would be awful though...
*shudders too*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# if the tongue had a little face of its own
it wouldn't be so bad. besides, that's what light switches are for!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# To make it dark so you can't see their face?
Also, a tongue with a little face of it's own would be sooo not sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's not what it looks like
it's what it can do. have you seen the price of decent D-batteries lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Like that giant tongue in The Tick.
"I CAN TASTE YOU"

www.thetick.ws/images/tonguetongue.jpg
He even had his own mouth and tongue, bizaarely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yes.
just like that, only smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Mine has one.
It's not very talkative though, it just throws up occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Don't try to ruin penises for me.
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Stop rubbing it then



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# What else am I supposed to do with 3 weeks holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# With all that time you could be a bit more inventive.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# What like inventing a penis which shoots wasps.
Would make sex fun anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I haven't quite finished the harness yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
to Tijuana
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# to get fat bot some action?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Can I burrow your car?
I'm..just popping to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)