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# LHCse
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hilarious. Go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# It's times like this I wish my screen was 'Scratch n Sniff'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# it is
but you have to lick it first
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I cannae, I has tung-bunyuns.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# LICK THE PICTURE OF ARSE, DEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Ok..but if i like it, I'm blaming you..



..tastes like bunyons
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# you've been licking your feet again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Well, it TIS the season.
No, basically....

I have tung-buyons from the creamy-asses, and I licked the screen-ass, and it tasted like bunyons.

So, to sum up, LET'S GO CRAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I'M DANCING LIKE A MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# how?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I was the editor of 'Young Creamy Asses' for three seasons.
The vibes from the asses gave me bunyons of the mouth and foot also.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# you make me wet
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# just because you've eaten
all the chocolate off the outside of your turkish delight, that doesn't mean you have to 'shop it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Chocolate on turkish delight? What travesty is this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# fry's turkish delight is covered in chocolate.
however, it is not delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I see.

Ms. Mediocre loves fresh Turkish delight. And baklava.
She even started learning Turkish for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# i wanted to learn russian
turns out it's hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I heard that too
basically that it's quite unpredictable at times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# ha ha
and English is not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# english is a difficult language to learn
especially if you have to decipher some fucknut's butchered words.

not you, of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# it's not.
it's like perfumed glue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Shush, or I'll stand on your foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# i don't care
i've got my steel-tipped slippers on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I bet you loved getting your lasso tool around that source pic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# It could be a steak for all we'd know...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# No, I'd say it was a
misteak.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# It's my birthday today and I would have prefered a big pair of boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
Just for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Thanks TGA,
That has become my new desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Awesome....phoaarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# whoa-ho-ho-hoaaaaa!!
how I love to see those dark hard little beaks poking out like that.

BRB, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# happy birthday!
if anyone's got a link to my 10,000th post, you can have big boobies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# *feels excluded*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Well you almost did it right
this is a website full of tits.

Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Squirrels with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I know it's not your b3taday,
but will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I'll have it if he doesn't want it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# mnnnnnnnnnggg!
that is not fun for my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# LargeHideousColon
We'll all be sucked in by the brown hole it creates
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# i'm eating dinner,you cunt.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# that's just.......
.......NASTY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)