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Badger Man

Erm right I don't know if you're 'allowed' to ask for requests so erm excuse me if you can't, but well tough.

I need a photo of a badger-man hybrid (or failing that a weasel man) if possible.

Thanks

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

EEEEEEEEKKK!!!!

Careful - theres some types round 'ere that'd use abusive language at that...

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

You need it eh?

What are you? Some kinda sick prevert?

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:01, archived)

this isn't the sick prevert board?

what have I been doing here for two months?

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:02, archived)

Um...

Not sure what you've been doing...

Please tell me it didn't involve touching of the cockorgash?

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)

hehe

you said Mot

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

Oh No I Didn't...

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

you want

changed url

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

maybe you want

www.goatse. cx
but I do not.

ugh.

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

I propose

that everyone that posts that link (even without hiding the address) should be branded an evil cunt.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)

Changed it now then

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

Thank you

evil c...

/snigger

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

Sweet Christ

Did you have to do that?

Thank God I'm at home and not at work...

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

if it's not

I should go...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

mornin all

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

morning

ape-thang

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

Hello

Made any more holes recently?

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

nope

too much bruising atm

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

Was thinking about you yesterday...

I was having fun with a staple gun!

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

that sounds

kinky...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

sounds quite fun actually

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:13, archived)

Its Always Fun With A Staple Gun!

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

I'm surrounded

by freaks. must protect innocent, pure mind...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

Whose?

I've seen the thread down there.
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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

which thread?

0:)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

A member for 130 days....

.... and still innocent with a sweet mind? WOW! You have a level of willpower beyond that of mortals! For which we salut u and will try to do a better job in the future

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)

I'm

incorruptable! but do your worst ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

Sounds like a challenge to me!

But I'm useless at this stuff! Waaaa! No time to do piccies, so have an old one instead:

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

um...

huh? please don't nuke my brain.. it's the only one I've got!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

I'm sorry....

...But I've done it now - your brain is no more, just a glowing radioactive mess....

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

shouldn't

my eyes be glowing too?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

Sorry, no time to fix it now.....

Last week of project work then no more uni ever! YAY! well, except for my finals, but they are WEEKS away!

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

You went

to reading?
Is that kevin warwick bloke as much of a loser as he appears to be?

I'm a roboticist too, we don't like him much....

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:27, archived)

LOL - He's a little strange

But can be nice and cuddly!

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

Fair Enough

But his implant in the arm that he did first, that was a bit suss. I could do that, no problem.

Shameless self promoter that he is....
:)

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

The first implant, yeah..

..cats have something similar put in to track them when they get lost, so it wasn't really of much scientific value. However, the second was more interesting and has some real researchy-value in the field of parkinsons disease and better motor control of prostheses. If u're interested, grab my e-mail from my site and we'll chat offline! I've got too much 2 do today to chat here :(

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

don't tempt me

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

tempt tempt tempt

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:27, archived)

please don't

my mind is a horrible place, if you see, you will die

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

doubt that...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

If we open up Apes head to look at his mind then it is HE who will die!

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

see?

there's a good side to everything ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

Morning madman

I guess from your presence you are:
A) Still alive
B) Able to sit down...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

yes and yes

theres no damage except for bruising and everything works

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

is the bruising healing

how about the holes in your mind?

morning :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

its ok

gonna leave it another few days until round 2 tho

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)

get yourself a badger and get yourself a man, find a bleak castle at the top of a hill, a dervant called Igor, wait for a handy thunderstorm and there you go.

Failing that, take a picture of a badger and a picture of a man, open some photo-editing software and there you go...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

No, technology baaaaad!

The lo-fi genetic-splicing ability of thunderstorms is a natural phenomenon sadly neglected in modern times.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

silly badger

post a piccie, a link or somethink with your request or tag it to someone else's thread - you've just killed a kitten!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

I thought it was

masturbated a kitten?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

you can get arrested for that

morning, how's the bairn this bonnie morn?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

she's in her high chair

investigating the properties of tinned mandarine orange. She's never had it before so I gave her a couple of bits to play with after breakfast.

How's Mrs Thebear and the bump? Is she showing yet?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

She's fine, nesting at the moment

which meant a weekend of frantic shopping (money kind) and then driving 350 minutes on Sunday to get the family cot (60 years old) and family high chair (60 years old), two sunday roasts, one WITHOUT gravy, and clean clean clean!!!

Yes she is showing nicely, a little bump but half the size of a friend who is due 6 weeks after her!

Docs say everything is fine, tha's the main thing!

Mandarine - niceee. Tried the pineapple wince yet?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

pineapple is the next tin on the shelf :)

though she's had it once in a jar - hawaiian calypso or something! I think it was papaya and pineapple. it made her sick...

I didn't nest until I went on maternity leave - I didn't have the energy before then! But then I was travelling from the top of the Victoria line to almost the bottom to get to work everyday, and no-one ever gave me a seat (that's not true - i was offered a seat 3 times over my whole pregnancy).

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)

Roast WITHOUT gravy!

sweet lord Jesus Christ, what is this blasphemy!

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

I quite agree

DRY yorkshire pud!!!!

shall never darken my brother's door again!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

*gasp*

Next you'll be saying the beef wasn't tough and rubbery...

/shocked

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)

Miny thread-jack...

is there a way you can setup photoshop to add a watermark (ie a saved image) to a pic at the click of a button? No? Ok then.

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

You should be able

to set up an action that does that for you...you'll have to drag it to the right place on the image though.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

an action.

cool - cheeeeeeeers!

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

A pleasure.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

And Im probablyu going to regret it

but I especially need one of the bloke in the middle of this photo:
here

or on the right of this one:
or here

holiday snaps rule.

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

redex!!!!

if you need the bloke in these pics (I assume you have more than redexes) then where's the problem?? You have him... (unless you're looking for dating advice, in which case, you've come to the wrong place)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:10, archived)

:'-(

Ah yes but I have a problem. I'm not ashamed to admit it (well only a little). I cccan't shop

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

there's only one way to learn

and half of us can't either. It's amazing what you can do with only a few buttons. it's also amazing how much I got laughed at the other day when I asked for help on something I was doing and the person I asked realised I only know how to cut and paste, effectively. Just give it a try.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)

work

Im at work as well which means no Photoshop. Oh the joys of working in a mundane windowless office.

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

you can use anything though

PSP, even MSPaint! give it a go!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:24, archived)

What are we?

You're badger-man hybrid creating whores? Do I look like Clare Rayner?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

I dunno

Do you look like Clare Rayner? Before or after she died?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

When did Claire Rayner die?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:13, archived)

She died a year or so ago

heart attack I think.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

But she seemed so fit & healthy

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

Clare Raynor's dead!!!!!!!???????

NNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

Now she really does have wings

*groan*

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

pffft

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)

What are we

your badger-man hybrid finding bitches?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

correct

now back to work

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

I've got a weasel king.

/repost

Does that count?

(Danabnormal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

That

Is one of my all time faves. Re-woo!

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viama, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

wahey

I like the weasel king

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

Eerily enough

Have my pantbadger

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

muhahhaha

sweet, that might just do it....

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

what's that thing

sticking out of his left eye?

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

if it was looking in a mirror

(Moz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

I think you

mean its fur?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)