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# Where will it all end...


For the RISsers among you:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7643175.stm

EDIT nice one cenaris :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
Toilets with glory holes?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
Toilets with tits
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Mornington Crescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# are we playing Tudor Court Rules?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread
and I can't be arsed waiting for it to be relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# The hummus is not with me today.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Is it goatse?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# BowTIE-fighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh, I'm a bit slow, it seems.
Tis good, Wormulous, now that I understand it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I don't know why they're complaining
They're meant to be dropping like flies as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# toilets with shit wiped on the walls
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I've seen this font before
are you a thief?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# For goodness sake, father, calm down.
Sorry Barry, he's been like this ever since the church break-in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# well given that it's arial
which is itself a blatant rip-off of helvetica, then the crimes are really piling up!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# yikes!
isn't there something that can be done?!?!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Pfft, I go in the blokes all the time if there's a queue for the ladies.
They've got cubicles in, and I'm probably safer in there than I am in the girls ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# why is it
that blokes are fine with this, but women go MENTAL if you go in there's for a pee.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I don't, most women ARE mental.
As far as I'm concerned it's just emptying yourself, gender bedamned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# they mostly just look at me oddly.
when I place a mirror on the floor between the cubicles, that's when they go mental.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# attach little ones to the toes of your shoes
much more subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# cos they don't like you pissing in the sink
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It's just your timing that's the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# It's always been shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# haha
well thought out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm tired and a bit cold and distracted by quavers.
I can't be expected to be 100% ace all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# now all we need is toilets with locks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Sit down and stick one leg out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I DEMAND TOILETS WITH LOCKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# George Michael will still find you Proj, you can't hide from him forever, he's got your scent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'd like to demand toilets with doors in one of my town's more back street establishments.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# though you were from Glasgow...how can you lock a gutter?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh, the antics of the Scots, eh!

:p
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# and you're from australia?, how do you get the stink of sheep off your cock?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# sheep shagging runs in the blood
I'm a second gen Scot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# was he a murderer like your great-grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha no i don't think so
i don't think my (any) of great-grandads was a murderer although one of them was a merchant navy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Wipe it on a kangaroo's face, most likely.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ha! ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# no they're far to fierce and besides, a wombat is traditional
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# fucking stupid new story
some twatty student union rep has just heard of trans gender and is trying to be revolutionary without asking the people it affects if they agree.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Oh yes.
Can't get the video at work, but if it's the one from last night the reporter asks 'isn't this just another example of political correctness gone mad?' to which he gets the response 'well I think the phrase political correctness gone mad is in itself politically incorrect, as it portrays mental illness in a negative light'.

*sharpens killing knives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# mental illness is actually awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I can't think of any other excuse for shitting on the cornettos in Tesco at half four in the afternoon.
(oh yes, about a year ago. Obviously not me, but one of the locals).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Personally...
...I don't think an excuse is needed for such behaviour! :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ....you are joking, right?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!

Although to be fair, after the great econmic collapse of 2008 really sets in and we're all eating out of bins, shitting in cornettos is probally the only way to amuse ourselves until global warming finally finishes us all off

WOO FOR THE APOCALYPSE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# With him? Some sort of schizophrenia I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# actually, that's quite sad....
one of my Aunt's developed that, and it was quite painful for the whole family....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# we've all got it in one form or another, they should stop making it out to be a big deal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *assists with sharpening*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# fucking hell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)