b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Make Sci-Fi Retro » Message 8795411

[challenge entry] hmm
Sci-fi -- check
Retro -- Check
Fact: You cannot get more retro than Jesus, he started the whole retro thing.


From the Make Sci-Fi Retro challenge. See all 593 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# nuh-uh
Odin was WAY more retro than that pussy Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# bloody evolutionist
before Jesus there was nothing, then Jesus like totally came along and totally errm made stuff.
Odin is like some mythical dude or whatever Girlfriend!

I think this is a fair summary of the creationist argument.

I'm with Dawkins on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i'm not with Dawkins on anything
he's got a massive messianic ego
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hmm to an extent
Although the view that "Religion is generally a load of mumbo jumbo" is something I would agree with.*




*what sane person wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# It's not like he invented atheism
he only came up with memes, and look where that got him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# are you telling me that Dawkins is responsible for Smug Bastard and No hands kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yes
and lolcats
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Brilliant!
*absolves*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Scientifically God's own truth...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# A rib-woman...
ha, ha, ha, brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# apart from the snake bit
mis-translated hebrew, that ist funny
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You are essentially right,
However, calling all religious people idiots is rather narrow minded.

I myself am religious, but that doesn't mean I believe in Creationism in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with faith
there is a hell of a lot wrong with the heads of organised religion.

however, there are people who quote dawkins at you the same was as those creationist shites quote irrelevant bible passages at you (even religious types get confused as to what they're on about) this has put me off reading any of his books, specifically the god delusion (apparently he was less of a cunt in his earlier works)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I think his earlier works were excellently written
as a biologist, explaining in laymans terms mindboggling examples of evolution in action.

I didn't see it as at all preachy myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hence my
"less of a cunt in earlier works"

it's quite possible the god delusion isn't at all preachy, but i've no intention of reading it as in my view it's no better than the people stood in the middle of town centres with megaphones telling us we're all going to hell
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# JESUS WAS THE BEGINNING
AND I LIKE TOTALLY BELIEVE IN CREATIONISM, AND I'M GOING TO VOTE FOR MCCAIN COS THAT CHICK HE HANGS OUT WITH IT HOT AND OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I was scared last night when the TV was on in the background
and I thought I heard George W Bush on the tele only to turn round and see it was John McCain! I say we play a game of Spot (or hear) the Difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# He's not a communist silly.
He's a muslim terrorist.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ah yes, of course..
OBAMA IS A MUSLIM

OH AND HIS CHRISTIAN PASTOR IS ANTI-AMERICAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# haha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)