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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# POOR TONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# My FEAR update file has taken 2 hours to download so far as it's currently going at 15kb/s.
EXCUSE ME, INTERNET. I'D LIKE SOME FASTER DWONLAODS THANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Stop downloading porn then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# WITTY RETORT,
NICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# DEAR TTSSATTSSR,
WE, THE INTERNETS, HAVE REVIEWED YOUR REQUEST FOR FASTER DWONLAODS AND HAVE COME TO THE FOLLOWING DECISION; NO.

SIGNED,

THE INTERNETS XXX
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# CN I C UR DEISIGN BRIEF?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# designer briefs
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Are you getting it off a mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I am. Apparently the worst mirror ever. This is after downloading the file already off the Sierra FTP - only the game decided to download the incompatible US patch.
DUMBASSES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Heh, it's alright really. I don't plan on going out tonight due to HORRIBLE ILLNESS.
So I've all evening to play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I get fear from a mirror quite regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Haha. I painted my mirror black TO REPRESENT THE SORROW IN MY SOUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Or some shit like that.
I HURT INSIDE AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. MY MUM WONT GIVE ME ANY MONEY AND I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF AND THEN BLOG ABOUT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# How far can you bounce?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm bored so I'm going to reinstall MAx Payne 2 or maybe Deus Ex.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Nah, play Quake or Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Max Payne! Max Payne!
The story makes no sense! It's a giant riddle.

My first is in One-Armed Bandit, but not in the storyline.
My second is in an incomprehensible metaphor.
My third is shooting lots of people.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# max payne 1 & 2, play both, with the fps patch
ahh yeah

mirrors ARE better than television

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ooh what is this FPS patch you speak of?
I shall venture to the land of googlings
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I think you can get it from the people who own max payne, not remedy
3d realms maybe

actually, I'm not sure 3d realms own it but I'm sure they are majorly involved in it in some way

I think that's where I got the fps patch for one of the games

there's a patch for both games, if you get desparate I'll plonk them both up on my website
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Feed the meece
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# My PC has a QUAD OWL CORE QVVL processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# my pc has the Highly Twatted Paintium processement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I love you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yay!
in that case can you tell the evil people on ebay that are bidding on things that I want to stop bidding on them because they has more money than me and are using their more money to bid on things more than I would thus resulting in the resultant result of me not getting shit.

and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# And shit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# the secret...
...is revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# aaawww
lovely
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hehehe
I think he'd like that:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I told you I was hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# nings Mof......
odd time of day.
preparing for gayshift?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Always prepared
but never really ready.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)