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# My first gnop *edit: gnops - sorry Micto!

...Sorry Grum.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Works well!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# more space for his piercings to go
loes all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# 'lo!
You survived!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# and then some,
infact I'm even stronger, faster and sexier than I was before
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# So...you mutated into some sort of superhuman being?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# so you are strong, fast and sexy?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# yes...yes I am
you got back ok then you gayer? I'll miss our nightime violation of young boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# YEAH, ALL IS GOOD IN MICTOWORLD
except the cuntery of caps-lock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Evenin'...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# aiii
how was your breakfast gig?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)
# It was pure fucking unadulterated fuckery... O_o
Waited 90 minutes for transport to get the gear into the marquee, gave up and wandered over without the gear to find the band who were on after us waiting around, and no-one else, at 11:35 we abandoned it and didn't play.

And then I binned my car on the way home, fucksticks =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# In the immortal words of James May
Oh cock
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ^ this
I think it went more along the lines of "Shit! No! Bollocks! AAARGH!" though =)

EDIT: That was an AARGH of annoyance, not pain, in case anyone was worried...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Out of interest was it going through Derby?
Cos I nearly totalled it at least five times before I got back to the M1
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# 'twas indeed, it was coming off a roundabout at the bottom of Raynesway...
...which is quite often very slippery with oil n diesel n stuff.

Ironically, the way to the gig was a nightmare, pissing rain, spray and aquaplaning a go-go, then on the way back it was nice and bright, and drying out...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# gah!
is it dead or can it rise again?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# The latter, I hope.
I did both corners on the passenger side. I'll phone my insurance company tomorrow and begin the whole tedious process.

It's just a car* though - main thing is no-one was hurt, and I didn't collect any other cars on my way round. I'm fucking glad Jess wasn't in the car... although I think she's secretly disappointed that she wasn't =)

* It's just a car, but I love it to bits and I'm gutted, but the above is still all true
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# boo, but also woo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Poor Prof :( *hugs*
Derby in the dark and the rain was damned scary to get out of though.

I trust you survived unscathed though?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Yes, I'm fine thanks =)
*return hugs*

*refuses to let go*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Ning
You're home!
B..but you've got a Ford KA!!!


;p
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# yus
a ford that works
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Oooh, he di-nt
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Damn! I forgot about my ford that doesn't!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# 'ning dude
All ok on your illicit train?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Yep.
No one came round for tickets...but upon further inspection of mine, I could use it on any train today, but only had seats resvered on the original one.
Which is nice to remember for future train travel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# =)
future train travel the next time the car breaks down

EDIT: Not that I can talk about cars today =(
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# That'll be the Cov. bash then!!!!!!!
:(

Edit:
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Because it's the sabbath, right? No talking about cars on the sabbath.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Yeah, something like that...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# MORE SABBATH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *blacks*
YOU BASTARD, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Urk.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *sends message to Rudy*


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Crivens!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# deliscous
horrifying too

also bulbous.
(Gleryff , yawn, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Yay!


I just found this. It was one of the "lost" pics.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Isn't that what he looks like anyway?
*awaits legal action*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# this is nothing short of beautiful
in other news, i still want to go to a bash. but i'm too young.
(Gleryff , yawn, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# You can't be any younger than hexachordal, he's about 9
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# yet so fuckable...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# J. Robert Gnoppenheimer approves
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Very classy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha
classic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# 'gnops'
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/gnops
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# "Abortionate cher vehicle"
pffft.



(foomf)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Did somebody say foomf?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Yes...
You gonna foomf that or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Haha!
*real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Nice! :D
Hi to all the b4sh b3tans who're home now also!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# 'lo bloke!
Sorry I didn't get to talk to you last night... next time!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Its okay,
where do you live again? for some reason i thought you lived in derby?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I do indeed.
You mentioned last night about meeting up sometime - gaz me your mobile number and we'll sort something out
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# He lives with me dawg
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Aha!
That makes sense :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Gay one!!!
well it rhymes!!!

:P
Pleasure to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It does!
And it was nice meeting you.
And everyone!
It was way better than i expected :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Derby bashes have all been good so far
but that was a particularly good one!

We should totally, like, do it again next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# ^ very fucking much this
Without the stupidly early start for a non-gig the next day though
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I'll see if I can make it next time. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I read that as *tits out*
and spluffed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# DON'T LOOK AT MY TITS
DON'T LOOK HERE WHERE I HAVE THEM OUT

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I never saw last night
but I see them in the pics!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha
And also: fucking hell...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Caewan tells me you're ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I can concur this.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I do try.
And you all managed not to frighten my girlfriend too much.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:13, archived)
# She got into the spirit of things rather well.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# She's very pleased with the glowstick bikini picture
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Yays!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# That's because I threatened them all with a rusty hb pencil just before you arrived
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hey you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Gnops are 100% funny
100% of the time.

Woo
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# was working last night
at a masons' ladies night and one of the funny handshake men had natural gnops
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)