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# needs more bloodied splat.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# What doesn't?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# the soap
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# What is this soap of which you type?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Jamaica
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Terrible!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Impervious Lather
all the hip kids are eating it
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# a ladies undergarments.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *avoids revoltingly low paedophilia joke*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# since when did we have standards here?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# We don't.
I'm just an honest, god-fearing Christian trying to do my best by humanity in these dark times.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# don't
it only encourages them - humanity I mean - if you aren't harder with them they'll never learn.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I'm always hard.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# is that to lower your blood pressure?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# It's to lower my standards.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Your mum's pants
EDIT: dag nabbit!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# sorry. ladybits are never far from my mind. even if they're miles off from my willy.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# pffft
you said miles
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# kilometres, parsecs, some large unit of length.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# steady on now!
*runs off to the ladies' room*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ah for fucks sake barney bobs why do you keep changing your name? it's hard to keep up.
and im not allowed in the girls dunny. I have a restraining order.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# wuh?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# :S
I just stole your name for a bit too! haHA!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I thought it felt warm and used
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# and wet?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hopefully in a nice way...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# The inside of your motorcycle helmet visor.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# diplodocus cervix
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# gary glitters cock

too far?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# haha
I see he's not allowed to leave the country now

we didn't want him back and now we won't let the fucker leave
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and the Daily mail explodes as a result
hooray!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# if there's blood on it, probably.
soz
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Richard Hammond's brake pedal.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# LOL!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Wrong!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)