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# Random Tired Pearost
Keeps me sane during periods of writer's block.


[EDIT: Okay, so apparently the self-proclaimed b3ta umpires don't like people misinterpreting their 'special' words. Evidently doing so makes you scum, so I'll just stick me head in the oven.]
[EDIT 2: Nah...just ignore the uppity cunts :D]
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I've got Gmail.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# So have I
It's both awful and decent.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I've got VD
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# thats why my arse is so damn itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# that's a banana
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# holy shit
thats STILL in there!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# It's probably evolved into a mango by now
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# don't say it so loud,they'll all want one
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I've got schizophrenia
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# So have I
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# And me
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# That makes six of us
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I genuinely have no comeback to this
You magnificent bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Put it in your pocket
save it for a raiiiiiny day
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# So have I
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# FUCK! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Yes please.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Standard charges apply*




*10 Mayfair and a cuddle afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Marlboro and a snog.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# DEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# See you in the car park.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Mine's the Cortina
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i think i love you
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Love costs extra
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i can pay anything,even.....MONEY
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Don't say that word here
They'll all want a piece of ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I've got wood
a/c
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Maple or Oak?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Willow
can't play cricket with oak
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Shinpads
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# kneepads
cricket not hockey
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i fail.
I am nigerian banker must i give 10% for help with money problem
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# buy newcastle utd
solve money problem
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# pfffffffft! the little dog's face is tickling me most
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# In any other context that sentence would worry me
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *SPANG*, YA BASTARD! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# writer's block
writer's bollock
writer's lamp
writer's concrete
writer's cement (!)
writer's white paint
writer's found shrimp
writer's unusual haemorhoid (spelling, bitch, spelling)
writer's kiln
writer's armpit
writer's allegory
writer's allegro (oh my, crap car)
writer's boat (oh yeah, let's boat!)
writer's apostrophe
writer's writ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I shall steal them and create lyrics :P
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# yeah
:D

actually I want to hear a spam email sung in some kind of "cool kid indie stylecore" type of style

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I AM NIGERIAN GENERAL
I HAVE MONIES FOR YOUR ACCOUNT MY ILL FATHER DYE SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# well, I was thinking more along the lines of the auto generated stories that are like
"there was a guy whose hat, it was a hat. his horse followed the pope" all that kind of shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# To be fair
Turning the Nigerian warlord one into a song would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# well, go for it, innit
become unblocked :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# All Bran?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# the girl on his left looks like daphne of scooby doo fame
the girl on his right is a real dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Not bad for a cartoon though
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# better than a powerpuff girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# True words, good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i may be good
but i'm no sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# True words, good lady/hermo
Delete as applicable.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hermo? i wish!
then i really could go and fuck myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Daphne was well hot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yeah, everyone loves daphne
/not bitter in the least about being called velma all through high school
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# haha, although in the film velma was played by a hotty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i really should have re-thought the bowl cut
especially when i'd just got glasses and dyed my hair red.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yes, yes you should have
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# it got worse
i let it grow and got called bea smith instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# velma
is well hot in the films (mainly cos she's played by Linda Cardellini though)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# but not so much in the cartoons
guess which one i looked like...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# all work and no pearoast makes Nickalollyoff a dull boy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# True words
I can't be arsed badly shopping tonight so I might just slip in the odd pea as the night wanes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# don't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# DON'T POKE MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# oh great, a reposted gary glitter joke. well done
also, you don't appear to understand what mindpiss is

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I had no idea about this dictonary
thats my evening sorted then
have a bouncy kitten in thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hehehe
he's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I'm sorry, I've misinterpreted a word
I'll just go and kill myself now, sorry to be a pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# if you would
there's a dear
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Can't be arsed with this up-me-own-arse bollocks tonight.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# oh no
i upset a noob
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# What the fuck do you think "Mindpiss" is?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)