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# I am on the RIS bus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# May I toot the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Can I moon and make obscene gestures at the drivers out the back window?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# can I drive out the back window at the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# As long as I can poke me finger through my part closed fist and rotate it
to depict coitus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahah! all we need now is "Hand Puppet Karma Sutra"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# sock?
(Trull, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# no thanks I've already eaten
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# needs more willy flappin'
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# you think you can defeat my Wu Tang style?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# one to one, man to man?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# BRING THE MOTHRFUCKING RUCKUS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *sews ass-hole closed*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# The power of GOOGLE (no, not even Wikipedia)
According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Running Man = Fillum.
starring the current Governor of Cal-eye-forn-eye-ay.

Way back when.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# you don't fucking say
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# i don't remember him being in it....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# mmmm - musky bosom
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# mmmm - urban dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I'd like to be the tramp smelling of pee
and swearing under my breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)