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# amadeus is a cat name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Wolfcat Amadeus Mozarterial Spatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# indeed.
a good name for a hamster would be bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I'm bored of Bob.
Ever since Blackadder people have called everything Bob.

If I had a hamster he'd be called Peregrine DeWhingyKnickers the Forty Fifth- Guardian of the Four Colonies and Scourge of SheStoat Bloomers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahhahahaha *guilty laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# 'guilty'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# guilty, as in being one of those people who refer to anything that is unnamed as "Bob" in direct reference to Blackadder.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Ahhhh
I don't know, it just gets to me a bit. Sorry all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# how about kate?
that's short for bob, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That'd be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# we had a gerbil called mavis
and a mouse called smackhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Smackhead's a good name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# he was a good mouse
totally freaked the dog out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# if i had a cat
i'd call it crack whore
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# that's cartman's mum, not a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# My brother got two kittens. I tried to convince him to name them Brutal and Deluxe.
He did not.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# he's clearly a fool
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Though actually now I think about it, Brutal Deluxe and Magic Pockets would have been better.
But apparantly cats don't recognise names with more than two syllables or some rot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# They respond better to names ending in 'ee' sounds, apparently.
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# my mum's friend runs a stable yard
for several years they had an ancient and crotchetty black horse that the (now deceased) owner had named "nigger".

It was impossible to catch but would come when called, which caused much hilarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# My mum's grandma's dog was called nigger
as it was the same colour as nigger brown boot polish. The unfortunate thing is my nan did the female-member-of-my-family thing of calling people by other names (my mum calls me David sometimes, which is my dad, and Alice sometimes, which is her cat) so my mum spent a good part of her life being called a nigger by my great grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Coming over here, stealing our names.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# my hamster was called Psychorentboy
he was fab until his head came off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# good crowbaring of arterial spatter
in the top 5 of blood distribution patterns
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I wish I knew the first thing about it, it seems dead interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# 'tis
plus the courses where you learn about it involve flinging blood about the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I do like to fling things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *looks shocked*
I wouldn't have put it top 5
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# fair enough
let's compare lists then discuss differences like gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# or let's slaughter badgers
until one of us gets bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Do you do blood flinging too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# ... I've cultivated an
enthusiasm for it as an amateur...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I'm bored
razor-edged swan-neck houpla?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# sir, as ever, I bow to your
sense of propriety
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *does the sense of propriety dance*
*realises is not wearing lower half of scrubs*
*enjoys mild irony*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# mmmmm scrubs
best jim jams ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# The kids'll listen to anything these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# giggling like a special needs loon now
ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
I know - but it's just not REAL music like I used to listen to...

*puts on Wet Wet Wet's greatest hit*
*sets fire to HiFi*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I know a man who loves his Wet Wet Wet.
He is, like you, a Scot. I'm thinking this is a prerequisite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :D
I'm only a plastic Scot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *intrigued*
Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I was born and raised in England
and I moved to Scotland when I was 18. ... I have very very slim Scottish lineage (my gran's family) but I don't think anyone would really be able to call me Scottish... so I fit in perfectly in Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# People keep accusing me of being
I think they just see 'small bolshy ginger bird' and assume the rest. Never mind that I talk like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I don't have an accent for you in my head
... which is quite bad...

you remind me of my very close personal friend Dr. Thalia, so I think you sound a bit like her in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Generic well-spoken Bucks accent.
I hate it, it's not me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# with those angel eyes, you make saints, do sins all the tiiii-i-i-i-iiiiime...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I didn't even project Pellow's face onto the clouds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :D
WetWetWetFanMan to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# You have never seemed cooler than right now.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# My first cat...
... was called Ludwig. Now that is a cat name.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Koshka
is a cat's name.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# my cat is called catface.
it is, by definition, the ultimate cat name.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)