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# beautiful work. tj: where's Tahkcalb? i got him a present.

click here for bigger, sexier and much less safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Went to the store for food.
Thanks pb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I GOT YOU A SLIGHTLY SOILED PENGUIN AND A GAY XMAS TREE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I NOW HAVE TWO UNOPEN BOXES, OF UNSEEN BEFORE POKIE SET.
#12 and they look smaller in the illustrations. We will find out in a moment
when I go get a fresh coffee and open one. Rowman/Freebase was a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I SHOULD TAG IT OR ELSE SOMEONE HERE WILL STEAL IT AND USE IT FOR THEIR CARD DESIGN THIS YEAR, MAYBE EVEN ON CAFEPRESS AND SHIT.
if they've never been seen, does that mean blind people made them? they might look like shit - blind people can't see.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Un-seen by me. I have opened them both.
The are the same size and style as one other I found and
used in my BRN comic. The little fox like thing(eevee).

captured... GLION AND GIRATINA

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Giradina
Which is a nice scary version.
And a smaller...
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gliscor_%28Pokémon%29

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# EGG GROUP: BUG.
i have no idea what else that said, but that part made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)
# And well it should. It is all part of SATAN's attempt to subvert the youth
...with the false god Darwin his myth of evolution.
At least according to a number of christian
leaders and spokesthingies. L fucking O L!
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Egg_group

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# i think i'm in the no-eggs group.
oh, that satan. he's always up to no good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I HAVE READ YOUR GREETING.
I NOW REPLY; THANK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha this is just so wrong
serves me right for looking i spose
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# want to see the rest of the set? you can find out where the train goes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# HE NEEDS MORE EXERCISES
AND PUBIC HAIR.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# everyone needs more hair.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# When you say NSFW,
you really MEAN , dontcha?

Not off that set of Flickr pics I put you onto at the end of my Human Spider pic is it? If so, I apologise profusely to everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# heh, i can't use blink tags as i am easily distracted.
no, he's just a freak i found on bearload last year. i liked the spiderpic, i'll have to pop on flickr to see your sources.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# SHOW ME SPIDERPIC!
I'm curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# This...
www.b3ta.com/board/8821892
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# While disturbing,
WiL's image is the recipient of a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Well...
...*I* think he's sexy.

Also, How the hell are you? I'm learning Japanese...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# hakasuru nigai meke!
he's not my type but what really kills it is the hideous house.

edit: oh, and his real face was not much better than freebase's. kind of dopey, really.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Arigatou gozaimashite!
Hajimamashite! Domo yoroshiku...
O-genki desu ka? Watashi wa genki desu. O do-yoobi watashe ne ni jyuu kyuu sai!

(I've only had one lesson, missed one due to migraine, but I'm really starting to get it. Now I just have to learn 51 new letters and their associated sounds by next tuesday. Easy)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# um, i don't know much. i may get these wrong.
jigokue o chiro, fuketa meke wa nigai! kebu kai baita! kusai kuso kitanai harigata!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# well
I recognised the word for "dildo"... This is tricky given that words like 'dildo' aren't in my Hiragana-Igirsuno dictionary!

You bad bad bear!

*edit* Now I know it's "filthy Dildo" - working backword...

*edit* Foul camp filthy Dildo...

*edit* something Bitch, foul camp filthy dildo...

*edit* something bitter Bitch, foul camp filthy dildo...

*edit* Hell something bitter Bitch, foul camp filthy dildo...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# stinky, shitty, dirty dildo!
as i recall, anyway. also:
go to hell, you old, bitter drag queen! hairy slut!

i used to live with a chinese drag queen and she told me nasty stuff that i've long forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Oh, Chinese is great!
I know some choice insults in mandarin. My favourite being:

Ni ta ma de Tien-xia suo yuo de ren do gai xia

or: Fuck everyone in the universe to death
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# haha, super!
no idea if what he taught me was mandarin or cantonese as he spoke a ton of languages.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# You can approximate it like this:
Nee tama der chen sha soo-oh yoo-oh der run doh guy sha

And don't forget Bi-zhui! (bee-zhway!) Shut up!

Or to be more polite: Bai-tuo, an-jing yi-dien
(Buy-twoh, an jing ee-jen): We will enjoy your silence now
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# politeness?
haha, i remember that archaic process.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# ..and:
Hou-zi de pigu

Baboon's ass-crack
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Heh. Orightyou? Goshiamashite!
This foreign language stuff is easy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Not bad...
...I think you mean O-haayo Gozaimasu...Good morning sir/madam.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Ahahahah
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# i bet that's you!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# that was funny...
...AND SICK!..."P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)