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# Not to mention as soon as I'd wiped my cock on the curtain I lost interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I want some statistics on curtain wiping
How many people have really done this?

I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I recall doing it once....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I've pissed in the sink before.
The girl had a sink in her bedroom.
She was taking ages coming back from the toilet.
I really needed to go.

Edit: As for curtains... I would do it, but I like being all sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I've pissed in a sink before
similar reasons, but without a cock to make it that bit easier
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha, impressive work.
I'm pleased to say, that I did it on our second date as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hiigh Fi-YVE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# dare I ask how you managed it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I'd imagine like putting your finger over the end of a hose
ti attain higher pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
FFS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *props up*
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Hello Lovely!
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# The underpants I have on were my last pair without precum on them.
Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Mostly just positioning
stood on my tiptoes and leant forward, like I was thrusting my crotch at an unwilling businessman with a sweaty fist full of banknotes. And yes, a bit of pulling bits to be pointing the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hmm... I can't seem to picture it...
do you have a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I could see that being a bit difficult
unless it was a low sink....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I've pissed in many sinks
and it's not easy for me either as my cock is tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I did the exact same thing
but I was caught!
It was only our second date and the last.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Some win some lose
at the great game of pissy-sink, it just wasn't your time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hehehe
It was great, it just kept on flowing for an uncomfortable ammount of time, a real Kodak moment.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha
I was nearly caught the second time, but I'd locked her door. She started trying to get in as I was mid-piss.

I eventually let her in and said I was worried her flatmate would come in as I was washing my face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Pffft!
God help us if the flatmate saw you with your face all soapy!
That would just be obscene
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# SOAPY FACE
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# haha
I was also naked.
and I'd already had a kind of thing with her flatmate...

longish story.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# soapy face wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Mustn't see me washing my face!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I've pissed in the sink before.
The girlfriend went ballistic.

Apparently it wouldn't have been a problem if I'd removed all the cups and plates first.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahahah
you git


I'm choking now!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *tea splutter*
You b'stard!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *chokes on fudge*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# now hands that do dishes can smell rank as your piss
with Barbarossa's Pissy Liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# We may need to re-examine the Brand Proposition on this one, sir
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# what's wrong with "Barbarossa"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Not curtains.
Venetian blinds. Never again.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# well I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I did too
I just didn't have a witty come back, or response other than 'hahah'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)