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# yes
500 words, on my desk by 12.30
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# can
i be on your desk at 12.30 please sir!
;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# under it!
;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)
# you
cheeky bugger!
this little fairy may need to set a little spell on you!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Ok then
ARMA virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris
Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit
litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto
vi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram;
multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem,
inferretque deos Latio, genus unde Latinum,
Albanique patres, atque altae moenia Romae.

Musa, mihi causas memora, quo numine laeso,
quidve dolens, regina deum tot volvere casus
insignem pietate virum, tot adire labores
impulerit. Tantaene animis caelestibus irae?

Urbs antiqua fuit, Tyrii tenuere coloni,
Karthago, Italiam contra Tiberinaque longe
ostia, dives opum studiisque asperrima belli;
quam Iuno fertur terris magis omnibus unam
posthabita coluisse Samo; hic illius arma,
hic currus fuit; hoc regnum dea gentibus esse,
si qua fata sinant, iam tum tenditque fovetque.
Progeniem sed enim Troiano a sanguine duci
audierat, Tyrias olim quae verteret arces;
hinc populum late regem belloque superbum
venturum excidio Libyae: sic volvere Parcas.
Id metuens, veterisque memor Saturnia belli,
prima quod ad Troiam pro caris gesserat Argis---
necdum etiam causae irarum saevique dolores
exciderant animo: manet alta mente repostum
iudicium Paridis spretaeque iniuria formae,
et genus invisum, et rapti Ganymedis honores.
His accensa super, iactatos aequore toto
Troas, reliquias Danaum atque immitis Achilli,
arcebat longe Latio, multosque per annos
errabant, acti fatis, maria omnia circum.
Tantae molis erat Romanam condere gentem!

Vix e conspectu Siculae telluris in altum
vela dabant laeti, et spumas salis aere ruebant,
cum Iuno, aeternum servans sub pectore volnus,
haec secum: `Mene incepto desistere victam,
nec posse Italia Teucrorum avertere regem?
Quippe vetor fatis. Pallasne exurere classem
Argivom atque ipsos potuit submergere ponto,
unius ob noxam et furias Aiacis Oilei?
Ipsa, Iovis rapidum iaculata e nubibus ignem,
disiecitque rates evertitque aequora ventis,
illum expirantem transfixo pectore flammas
turbine corripuit scopuloque infixit acuto.
Ast ego, quae divom incedo regina, Iovisque
et soror et coniunx, una cum gente tot annos
bella gero! Et quisquam numen Iunonis adoret
praeterea, aut supplex aris imponet honorem?

Talia flammato secum dea corde volutans
nimborum in patriam, loca feta furentibus austris,
Aeoliam venit. Hic vasto rex Aeolus antro
luctantes ventos tempestatesque sonoras
imperio premit ac vinclis et carcere frenat.
Illi indignantes magno cum murmure montis
circum claustra fremunt; celsa sedet Aeolus arce
sceptra tenens, mollitque animos et temperat iras.
Ni faciat, maria ac terras caelumque profundum
quippe ferant rapidi secum verrantque per auras.
Sed pater omnipotens speluncis abdidit atris,
hoc metuens, molemque et montis insuper altos
imposuit, regemque dedit, qui foedere certo
et premere et laxas sciret dare iussus habenas.
Ad quem tum Iuno supplex his vocibus usa est:

`Aeole, namque tibi divom pater atque hominum rex
et mulcere dedit fluctus et tollere vento,
gens inimica mihi Tyrrhenum navigat aequor,
Ilium in Italiam portans victosque Penates:
incute vim ventis submersasque obrue puppes,
aut age diversos et disiice corpora ponto.
Sunt mihi bis septem praestanti corpore nymphae,
quarum quae forma pulcherrima Deiopea,
conubio iungam stabili propriamque dicabo,
omnis ut tecum meritis pro talibus annos
exigat, et pulchra faciat te prole parentem.'
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# blimeh!
that was quick.
actualy thats 488 words. where is the extra 12!
:P
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Tis only 488 words though
I may get marked down for that...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I edited
just as you told me!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hehe
you said "dicabo"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# hmmmm
sounds crap to me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I have a GCSE in Latin (B)
And that post has just reminded me why it was waste of time
- I can't read a word

(easiest GCSE ever, I did no work, skipped P.E. to do it, and got a B for my troubles)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
#
ARMS, and the man I sing, who, forc'd by fate,
And haughty Juno's unrelenting hate,
Expell'd and exil'd, left the Trojan shore.
Long labors, both by sea and land, he bore,
And in the doubtful war, before he won
The Latian realm, and built the destin'd town;
His banish'd gods restor'd to rites divine,
And settled sure succession in his line,
From whence the race of Alban fathers come,
And the long glories of majestic Rome.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# tsk come and rome don't rhyme
thats a primary school poem
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# no wonder latin is boring
all those bloody words get translated down to one small paragraph!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Oh yeah
Recognise it now That was one of the texts we were supposed to study/learn/know off by heart/comment on the style of.
Told you it was a waste of time
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I think you got your future imperfect and future perfect tenses mixed up there
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# pro talibus annos ? PRO TALIBUS ANNOS ?!
pro talibus ANNUS...silly chicken!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)
# what's wrong with your terrible arse then?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# plural
not singular
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Romanus
Eunt Dommus
(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Now, Write it out a hundred times...
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
clickus moreus!

(, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)