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# surely
this has been seen b4

www.zen15631.zen.co.uk/bb.mpg

sorry if you have

read my lips

errrrr, 4.8meg download, but good server
(ViDi, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# question
if you think it's been seen before why post it again?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Because it may not have been?
perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# but why precede it with
"surely this has been seen b4"

may as well just post the fecker!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Simplest way to check for a GC
is to do a search for the URL... but that takes more time, so people don't.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# 'Specially if you're a dial up
fairy. Like me 50% of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# But surely
the minute or 2's wait (which is the same on either dialup or DSL, as it's server-related) is quicker than spending 15 minutes defending it?

But then, 'm just playing devil's advocaat here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Because if you don't excuse yourself before
posting something that's good (which one would assume someone on here may have found b4) you often get ripped apart. Which is only really fair if it is obvious that the latter has been seen before. Ergo in the case of Matthew Kelly, John Leslie etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# ergo
what a crazy word
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# describe it first!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# agreed,
I don't want to embark of 5meg of download without knowing what I'm getting
(pattybutty and chips, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# its 4.8meg
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# in Latin!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# yes
500 words, on my desk by 12.30
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# can
i be on your desk at 12.30 please sir!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# under it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)
# you
cheeky bugger!
this little fairy may need to set a little spell on you!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Ok then
ARMA virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris
Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit
litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et alto
vi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram;
multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem,
inferretque deos Latio, genus unde Latinum,
Albanique patres, atque altae moenia Romae.

Musa, mihi causas memora, quo numine laeso,
quidve dolens, regina deum tot volvere casus
insignem pietate virum, tot adire labores
impulerit. Tantaene animis caelestibus irae?

Urbs antiqua fuit, Tyrii tenuere coloni,
Karthago, Italiam contra Tiberinaque longe
ostia, dives opum studiisque asperrima belli;
quam Iuno fertur terris magis omnibus unam
posthabita coluisse Samo; hic illius arma,
hic currus fuit; hoc regnum dea gentibus esse,
si qua fata sinant, iam tum tenditque fovetque.
Progeniem sed enim Troiano a sanguine duci
audierat, Tyrias olim quae verteret arces;
hinc populum late regem belloque superbum
venturum excidio Libyae: sic volvere Parcas.
Id metuens, veterisque memor Saturnia belli,
prima quod ad Troiam pro caris gesserat Argis---
necdum etiam causae irarum saevique dolores
exciderant animo: manet alta mente repostum
iudicium Paridis spretaeque iniuria formae,
et genus invisum, et rapti Ganymedis honores.
His accensa super, iactatos aequore toto
Troas, reliquias Danaum atque immitis Achilli,
arcebat longe Latio, multosque per annos
errabant, acti fatis, maria omnia circum.
Tantae molis erat Romanam condere gentem!

Vix e conspectu Siculae telluris in altum
vela dabant laeti, et spumas salis aere ruebant,
cum Iuno, aeternum servans sub pectore volnus,
haec secum: `Mene incepto desistere victam,
nec posse Italia Teucrorum avertere regem?
Quippe vetor fatis. Pallasne exurere classem
Argivom atque ipsos potuit submergere ponto,
unius ob noxam et furias Aiacis Oilei?
Ipsa, Iovis rapidum iaculata e nubibus ignem,
disiecitque rates evertitque aequora ventis,
illum expirantem transfixo pectore flammas
turbine corripuit scopuloque infixit acuto.
Ast ego, quae divom incedo regina, Iovisque
et soror et coniunx, una cum gente tot annos
bella gero! Et quisquam numen Iunonis adoret
praeterea, aut supplex aris imponet honorem?

Talia flammato secum dea corde volutans
nimborum in patriam, loca feta furentibus austris,
Aeoliam venit. Hic vasto rex Aeolus antro
luctantes ventos tempestatesque sonoras
imperio premit ac vinclis et carcere frenat.
Illi indignantes magno cum murmure montis
circum claustra fremunt; celsa sedet Aeolus arce
sceptra tenens, mollitque animos et temperat iras.
Ni faciat, maria ac terras caelumque profundum
quippe ferant rapidi secum verrantque per auras.
Sed pater omnipotens speluncis abdidit atris,
hoc metuens, molemque et montis insuper altos
imposuit, regemque dedit, qui foedere certo
et premere et laxas sciret dare iussus habenas.
Ad quem tum Iuno supplex his vocibus usa est:

`Aeole, namque tibi divom pater atque hominum rex
et mulcere dedit fluctus et tollere vento,
gens inimica mihi Tyrrhenum navigat aequor,
Ilium in Italiam portans victosque Penates:
incute vim ventis submersasque obrue puppes,
aut age diversos et disiice corpora ponto.
Sunt mihi bis septem praestanti corpore nymphae,
quarum quae forma pulcherrima Deiopea,
conubio iungam stabili propriamque dicabo,
omnis ut tecum meritis pro talibus annos
exigat, et pulchra faciat te prole parentem.'
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:11, archived)
# blimeh!
that was quick.
actualy thats 488 words. where is the extra 12!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Tis only 488 words though
I may get marked down for that...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I edited
just as you told me!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hehe
you said "dicabo"
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# hmmmm
sounds crap to me
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I have a GCSE in Latin (B)
And that post has just reminded me why it was waste of time
- I can't read a word

(easiest GCSE ever, I did no work, skipped P.E. to do it, and got a B for my troubles)
(kryptik, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
#
ARMS, and the man I sing, who, forc'd by fate,
And haughty Juno's unrelenting hate,
Expell'd and exil'd, left the Trojan shore.
Long labors, both by sea and land, he bore,
And in the doubtful war, before he won
The Latian realm, and built the destin'd town;
His banish'd gods restor'd to rites divine,
And settled sure succession in his line,
From whence the race of Alban fathers come,
And the long glories of majestic Rome.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# tsk come and rome don't rhyme
thats a primary school poem
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# no wonder latin is boring
all those bloody words get translated down to one small paragraph!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Oh yeah
Recognise it now That was one of the texts we were supposed to study/learn/know off by heart/comment on the style of.
Told you it was a waste of time
(kryptik, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I think you got your future imperfect and future perfect tenses mixed up there
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# pro talibus annos ? PRO TALIBUS ANNOS ?!
pro talibus ANNUS...silly chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)
# what's wrong with your terrible arse then?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# plural
not singular
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Romanus
Eunt Dommus
(Raphael, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Now, Write it out a hundred times...
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
clickus moreus!

(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I reckon it's somthing Bush
related.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Speaking of which, are b3tans
getting the email that's going around with 11 b3ta Bush related jpgs today? I've had it from 2 sources, and one of the other guys in the office has had it from somone else...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# yeah
had it twice now.

I just buff my fingernails on my lapels and reply by saying that it's just sooooooooooooo old!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# send it to me. i wanna see
[email protected]
(dex, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# it's probably that thing
that Zog posted a couple of weeks ago.
If it's the Blair and Bush singing, it is v.funny, and worth a look if you are behind the times.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Its that
annoying Bush / Blair sing-a-long thingy... grrr, was emailed to me and filled my bloody inbox
(Schlottie, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# bah!
humbug
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Yep
(Schlottie, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)
# i hate it when that happens
unless it's solicited, in which case i absolutely love it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# It has been posted b4. Bush and Blair singing away
like a couple of bum chums
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# that my friend
is the dogs bollocks
Woo and Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dex, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Oh yes
It most certainly has - and there's a lot more of them floating around the interweb, like a persistent turd in a white ceramic bowl
(kryptik, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)