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# I found her floating on the surface the other day. It's OK, I got another from the shop just like her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Oooh subtle!

EDIT: Where is the Ginger Fuhrer with the newsletter subject line compo? Have I missed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I didn't win the b3ta pen :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# nope. Ginger Fuhrer has not yet appeared with the newsletter subject line compo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'm guessing most of the entries will be "Full of pictures we stole from the Daily Mail"
or "All contents copyright Daily Mail 2008"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# haha
If you put two in together, they fight.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I put a mirror in there sometimes
Just for a laugh:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Swap her for a tadpole
Or a half alive Goldfish with fin rot?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hmmm
I'm sure ther's some sort of website for my stardard reply.
Lets play which b3tard can guess first!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# yourallgay or i love horses
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# www.octopusgirl.com
EDIT: not sure if that's the right URL and you can fuck off if you think i'm gonna check it.
MASSIVELY NSFW IF CORRECT
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yeah thats right.
pfft, as if that's nsfw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Why oh why do people do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# post the links or put a octopus up thier dna slurpee?
i dunno, although i did mention octopus girl to my comrade. and he said "isn't it dangerous, i mean wouldn't the octopus sting her?"
me: "octopus is dead, lad"
him: "oh that's all ok then"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hey man, octopus' need love too, don't be so down on 8 armed races man, you be hatin'.
not sure why i turned into a bad stereotype of an LA resident there...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# wohoo, naked tiny woman
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Oooh
I might get one of these for my allotment. Although I've already got plenty of frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I thought the very fact you had an allotment meant you had no access to women anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I wish I had an allotment
... bloody million year waiting list... that I haven't even bothered to try and get on to...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Come and tidy up my garden and you can grow whatever you like in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hmmmmmm
whatever I like?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Not kitty poison.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# well - I was thinking of Norther Lights or some such
... does that hurt kittins?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# move to bristol
they're desperate for people to look after them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# really - wow
I quite like Bristol... and it's nice and close for Glastonbury...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yup
my mate has (possibly had, his situation is a bit bizarre at present) one, there's loads of plots on his site that've gone wild so they've cut the rates to something daft
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ooooh
I must tell my friend Thalia. Dr. Thalia!

yeah - that's right - I know real academics!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i think i know that name
does she work in wildcats?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Alternatively
you could hang out at any London station and watch the yuppies who'll be attending Glastonbury in their natural habitat....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# yeah
it is full of a certain type of person... I've been the last 3 years in a row and it's just about the only time recently that I get to see all my brothers and sister at the same time, so I like it for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ^this
I bet i have a garden before i get to the bottom of the list
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yeah - I'm half thinking about moving back to the North East for a few years...
I could probably get an entire bloody farm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ooh arr ooh arr
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i'd love a smallholding, it's my retirement plan
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I had an allotment!
Oh how I miss it so..... not all that hard work though, you can have that!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# as long as the kids
can't tell the difference they'll be fine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# oh, nicely done!
on a related note, if that damn heron tries eating anymore frogs or newts, I'm sorely tempted to set up some kind of trap, capture it, then superglue it's beak shut.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# too small :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Don't worry
I'm sure it's your personality that counts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# YIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# why have you suddenly gone and got a new icon on display?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I think I wanted to join in with Freebs and Discomeats...
but you're right - solidarity brother... I'll disappear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i can't donate, even though i have money.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# what personality?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Nice, I want one!
Did they have any Mermaids?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# No but the did have Siamese Fighting Grannies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)