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# he's had his nuts off

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
RIGHT OFF.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# they best be in a jar on the manley mantle piece
!!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Keeps 'em in a jar
in a cupboard in the kitchen
keeps 'em in a jar
His scrote is really itching
keeps 'em in a jar
All around the stitching
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yeh
slight hint of sarcasm since he thinks anyone gives a fuck about his unplugged bollocks.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ah, apologies.
sarcasm doesn't really work in text.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yes, that's true.
perhaps "o rly" would have been better.

no need to apologise. here, have a slice of smegma.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Is he less 'manley' now?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# DTH?
Is that you?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# where?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# No, there's only one of me . . .
there's only one of me . . .C];0)


(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Praise the lord!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# By God you are being a cunt today.
You even had a go at my Shibboleth this morning and, whatever else it is, it's certainly worthy of a thread.

try going away and re-read everything I have ever written, but in your voice, as if you had said it, so that you can read it in a less negative tone. And then stop being a twit please.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I didn't recognise it, I apologise for that one.
However, I find the majority of the time that you are unnecessarily offensive or negative to people when they post pictures, ignoring decent work in order to give yourself a little chuckle or just generally be obnoxious.

I don't feel any need to be nice to people who behave like you, I take great pleasure in the fact that you are unable to take what you dish out.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I am never personally offensive to people.
I often am overtly offensive and say 'You are a cunt' or so-on, but I do not go and refer to individuals as tedious, obnoxious, or whatever.

That said, I was asking you to do it for your good, not mine, since the people who know me know that I am not serious, but you seem to be getting a bit concerned about things which should not matter to you and I do not want you going a bit mental on us, like Prodigy69 did.

It's your call.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# am I headed for b3ta oblivion because I don't like you?
I don't know you, so I couldn't possibly comment on whether you're really tedious, obnoxious or whatever. Your internet words are though.

I accept I'm getting concerned about things that shouldn't matter to me, I just dislike your attitude and have judged you based on the information available to me.

I won't be going mental either. I dislike what you post on this board. Nothing more.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You seem to be a little tied up in it though
Very often I find replies to my posts from you which are knee jerks. I do worry - I do not want to be responsible for you getting all hung up on your problems with application of tone.

Maybe you should ignore me for a bit? You'll lose the responses to me, but you might be able to come back to my posts later without the negative connections you have developed?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I seem to have got tied up in it?
Perhaps you have misunderstood the application of tone in my post.

I'm really not that bothered. I don't spend any time thinking of you when I'm not giving you some deserved abuse.

Nice attempt at being patronising, wee man.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Whatever, it's your call.
The speed of your replies (such as this morning) says that you do not think, as you say, which is why I was concerned about you.

Whatever has fixed such a bias in you that you hate without consideration in this way should be purged, for your sake.

Unless of course you are Scottish, in which case keep bottling it up. It's for the best.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I do think. I was in a bad mood this morning.
I don't hate either. I dislike you a bit, taking previous evidence into account. I'm not putting you on ignore, because you do post decent pictures now and then when you're not being a dick.

As for your final comments there, about purging hatred, and generalising the psychology of a country, I'm afraid you're showing yourself up a bit.

I've put my point across. I'll try not to upset you again.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# As I say, you do have to try reading things in your own voice.
How you can read the sentences: "Unless of course you are Scottish, in which case keep bottling it up. It's for the best." in a serious tone is, to be frank, a little beyond me.

It probably explains why you think I am rude though.

I am not going to stop being a dick though, it is kind of what b3ta is for. I was being enough of a dick to get banned before you even found us.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I didn't say you should stop it.
But you shouldn't be so surprised when people are dicks to you in return.

I think my interpretation of that sentence was quite accurate. I think your words might have been the problem there.

I also think that you are slightly deluded about your ability to convey "tone" in your writing. If I read it in my own voice, whether in a neutral, angry, happy, cheeky, surprised or disgusted tone, the meaning remains the same. As we were not currently engaged in a particularly friendly discourse, I understood the tone to be negative, irrelevant and pathetic, rather than jokey, cheeky, flirtatious, or whatever it was supposed to be.

Anyway, that's me. It was a fairly interesting discussion.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It's not so much my ability to convey tone, as the subject.
Maybe it is just that I cannot imagine ever saying something that vitriolic seriously. I guess I am just nicer than some people you know.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# assume what you want.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)