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# seamy meh


*I is trying to book a train from Carlisle to London- going to cost 1 arm and 1 leg :-|*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Trains fuck me off something chronic!
I do not understand how it can cost as little as £1 from London to Manchester but as much as £300.

Rip off merchants!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# have you tried
megatrain?

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Shittest transformer ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# is that the one
where you need to drive it yourself, and wear plastic overalls so you don't catch aids from the seats?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# no, it piggy backs on
other trains (not literally, unfortunately)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# are you booking for 2089 which costs £1
and today which costs £300?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# this is disturbing. very disturbing.
good job! :D

edit: i've been staring at this for some time now. and i think i will have nightmares today.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :D
in you mind fingering your synapses.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Get a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Get a life.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Get a loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# meat loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# loaf meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Flea Moat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# me float
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# team loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# OPTIMUS PRIME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# GO GO GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Prime time octopus
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# polyethylene bag
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# suffocated child


10 points
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I was thinking this
just been liverpool-Valencia for £50 return... and I could have done it cheaper !
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# They are faster and cheaper over longer distances
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Planes are?
The actual plane is probably faster, but you dont have to wait for hours while some twat loses your bag on a train
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i like trains because you can see things whizz past you
...cars are stressful because of motorway traffic jams

and with planes you get strip searched, sat in-between 2 fattys, given a piss poor excuse for a cuppa and then o arrival, find your luggage COMPLETELY destroyed by "random checks"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I'm getting angry at trains too.
Not just the prices, but the fact that HSBC are dorks and keep giving me solo cards instead of switch, and Natwest are just morons and I don't even know if my account is active, so I can't use THAT switch card to order the tickets.

FUCK YOU BANKS, YOU'RE COSTING ME MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# in a completely unrelated post
my tea tastes of petrol...should i be worried?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Have you used milk and not petrol?
Or is you milk gone off and turned into petrol?
Or have you poured pertrol into the kettle and now having a boiled petrol beverage?
Or other...?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i think other
but it has all the joys of 99.9p per litre unleaded:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Put it in a car/lawnmower and see whether they work :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# joys!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Be honest with her, it's the only solution.
(completely unrelated answer)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Nuke her from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# but did you know obbma is a white man
PAINTED BLACK?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# they need to do way
to instain mother.
I finally worked it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# WOW!!!
DNA-LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# No, you have just solved the energy crisis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Book in advance, or go on a mental route, thats usually the cheapest way
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# scary!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha ace
this proves she's made of rubber though
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# time for her to
smile like a doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# nice tit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# BIRD THREAD
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# SOO OFF
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# YEAH
YOU HEARD
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# BIRD THREAD FAIL


:-(

with thanks to we are the lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# CHAFFINCH IS NOT WOODPECKER
Is finch.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)