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One 'art' please

Bigger (500k): www.b3tards.com/u/f53ece64cd6edccec113/tescovalueguernicabigweb.jpg
Original: umlautampersand.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/guernica.jpg (sorry Pablo)

From the Recreate a Famous Work of Art challenge. See all 133 entries (closed)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

Yays:D

Get walrus to colour it in:D

EDIT: Sometimes thread deletion should mean account deletion.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

re: your sig

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post241677

Im still disappointed it didnt happen :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

that would be an awesome challenge!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

That's because it's a shit idea.

The world would hardly change, just bigger pet shops.

THAT'S FUCKING IT, CUNT.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

>:(

But at least the board would be fluffy, and not - thats not art, or lolotics etc...

TWATMITTENS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

I'm in favour of 'How does the internet work?'

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Oh lots of pictures of hamster wheels and or pulleys and winches, boring

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

LOL A GIANT DOG.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

LOL A GIANT HAMSTER BEHIND THE INTERNETS LOLOLOLOLOLAMO!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

My favourite compo was Design a new mousetrap.

I really liked that one.

edit: vote this one you fag, www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post273184

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

I liked what cockweasle did to my post in that compo

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

I* hated it.

*didn't see it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

LOL HOW WOULD OUR LIVES BE AFFECTED IF FRED DURST HAD ONE EYE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO THE OTHER ONE?

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

A world without b3ta.....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

More wanking for me.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

"we're" huge?

disgrace

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

sorry what?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

too late

already in my head, can't unsee

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

I was probably drunk when I posted it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

Shit - sorry you fucking cool bastard.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

Yay thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

I WAS PROBABLY SMOKING A WEED.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

I dont do drugs, dont be silly

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

MASHED OUT ON ECSTASY PIPES.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

got any

Yellow Bentines?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

Jessop jessop jessop

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

nope

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

I SMOKED LIKE 4 WEEDS YESTERDAY.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Do worry. I've sorted it all out for you with one reply!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

Pffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

it would be like those book with a picture of a dinosaur and they put a man next to it to show the scale

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

Hahaha, exactly

Awesome is what it would be

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

no, it would be crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

You slay me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

take a deep breath and think about it

and maybe read this

www.play.com/Books/Books/-/116/173/-/5803580/Homopup/Product.html?searchtype=genre

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

HAhahahahahha, Buy it for me please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

you have monies, you buy it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

I R poor students, no monies here :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

this weeks should be good...

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post277022 :D well i can dream...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

Haha, I already clicked that

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

more people need to click that link

and then click "i lick this" button and go wooyay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

ooooh that is good

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

thanks

drawing that horse was a 'mare tho!

(arf!)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

I bet it was

you have done a top job

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

Fuck me.

Is the skin so thin these days?

Thread deleting fucker.

edit:// Sorry. that's a very nice Guernica ( or whichever one it is, I'm not a Picasso fan )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

I posted (what I thought to be) quite a diplomatic reply as well.

What a cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)

concur, just disappeared it did.

There it was . . . gone.

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Araucaria is such a tit, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

I WANNA SEE IT :(

I saw the argument going on, but alas, no more :<

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

Basically, make some new stuff and post your old stuff in that thread. Hardly award winning advice, but keeps everyone happy.

Hang on, that's wrong.

I've won BAFTAs for less.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Another Pasanonic telling off lost to future generations.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

Au Contraire

www.b3ta.com/board/8852951

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

I was assuming future generations would lose our ability to search through the spazz for deleted threads

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

I plan on living forever

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

and if not I could

always have you mounted and stuffed and keep you in my hall.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

That was my plan

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

you never know.

I might remount you in the future ;)

fucking hell, for such a manly man I'm a terrible flirt with the left-handers on here :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

You are the biggest cock teaser on the internets

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

I should start my own school

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

I plan to learn how to fly

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

Don't be so bloody silly.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

Fame!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

I WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER, I........

fuck. fell for it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

*wakes up*

What? There was a job for the board nazis and I wasn't informed?

*dons moustache*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Should I shut the fuck up?

It's not like I'm a filesize nazi unless it is huge but I think it is fair to point out when people are pushing other work of the board with old stuff that could just have easily been in an existing thread.
People think I'm a cunt, but I'm just driving for a more considerate b3ta. perhaps I need to brush up on my social skills? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

i read what you said

it was blunt but fair.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

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Araucaria is such a tit, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

^This

and this too

im new so im allowed to cock up

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

It was a valid point, but I think if the attitude is less "OH FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, DON'T COME HERE AND DO THAT" then people listen and don't bitch.

I don't really give a shit about a lot of things, but if I'd had stuff pushed off the page by a repost in a new thread, especially something that is completely unrelated to the competition, I'd be pissed.

It was a perfectly valid point and you have all the rights to mention it, but methinks you just need a quick tickle on the sack just before a rant to stop things going a bit nuclear :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

Oh you young fruit you.

I was positively giving him a reach-around there. That was me in sarcastic, but fluffy mode. You must know I'm much worse when I lose my giggle gland.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

TROMBONE, MOTHERFUCKER.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

Haha, that's my text alert :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

you are a cunt...but you had a bloody good point.

and you wouldn't be you if you weren't a cunt and that'd be crap!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

Nah, your comment was well put

People being polite to /board etiquette is hardly something not to point out

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

eh, who deleted?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

I love the way the delete button doesn't actually work

www.b3ta.com/board/8852951

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

nonce, read the compo terms next time

didn't even noticed it had been compoed

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

You should change your sig!

It's obviously not working!!

:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

and i was using that thread as an opportunity to whore my post ( b3ta.com/board/8850710 if you missed it). fucker

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

That is indeed ace

duly clicked, Sah.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

thanx

you in notts yourself?

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Absolutely not :)

Not even in the UK. Don't fancy 2 tickets for you and "de missus", guv? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

nice try - but no, not that i don't like the boosh, just can't be arsed

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

That is awesome, I like how the emporer is like jesus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

I just saw the picture you linked to.

God DAMN that's worth a click and a half :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

I replied just before the deletion.

and it was along the lines of "That's fucking excellent and I'm sorry I missed it first time round".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

so you did - thankyou

and i replied to say where did this go - i hope to fuck nobody deletes this thread as well or else i'm going to have to go through all this again...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

If this was my thread, I'd just see that as a challenge.

It would be worth the shouting just to be HILARIOUS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

i was going ot post

and say this is woosome but it disappeared

this is woosome please dont delete it confuses me

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

I was reading it and was going to reply

ho hum

glad my stuff isnt that precious too count - try as i sometime do....

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

Man, that is mental.

Both versions. I like both, though.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

Wow, thats awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

thanks. i had a crisis of confidence halfway through and thought 'this is awful'. I pressed on though, quite please with it now.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

WHAT A HILARIOUS IMPERSONATION OF A POOR PERSON.

But also well done :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

YES!!!

someone got the Zoidberg reference! :D

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

I try not to miss them :D

Good work on both accounts

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

I got it too but then i got distracted by cunts shouting in another thread and forgot to reply :p

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slight yoinks!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

FITE FITE FITE FITE FITE!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

looks like

made of stone backwards

edit: how rude of me - top arting!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

thnx

made of stone backwards? do you mean cos it's a bit grainy? that happened when i scanned it and it had to adjust the contrast

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

no sorry,

being a music geek - guernica was made of stone played backwards (stone roses) - top tune actually

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

really?

*googles*

so it is!

Edit: That was awful, didn't they just do that to save recording a B-side for the single?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

awful! that's a fucking classic that is!

seriously - give it a few listens - it's a grower...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

i'll give it another chance. call me old fashioned, but i prefer my songs played forwards though! ;)

I Am The Resurrection is my favourite Roses tune.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

This is betterer that picasso

I like his early stuff. You is an arteast

Powderfinger - an old neil young song?

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

*blushes*

no, not an artist, just a half decent forger!

Yep, Neil Young reference, I'm totally gay for him.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

yeah he is the dude

I got just about all his stuff up to 'bout 5 years ago

seen him live he is awesome, esp his grungy geetar stuff

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

SHIT YEAH!

I saw him at Hop Farm festival and he fucking slayed the place. Amazing. Blew everyone else off stage. His guitar sounds like a war.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I was going to that but got married that weekend

- esp as I was brought up close by it would have been good. ho hum

I want his black gibson and a fender amp and a farm so I can play it loud to the cows

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boff FL OZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

you could have snuck out in the evening!

"back in a few minutes, darling". It might've worked!

Here's the best photo I managed to get of him tearing it up on 'Old Black': www.flickr.com/photos/21727702@N04/2958684601/

(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

Ha ha - we got married in cyprus...

I worked on that hop farm once, when it was a hop farm (Courage I think). my mum still lives nearby. See i remember when it was all fields...

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

I like this because it is good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)