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# ddls
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I love your colour choices.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
#
r colour choices.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Hello old bean
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Alright you old fecker ;)
What been the score tonight?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm trying to keep a low profile. I think I've upset a few people today
but there is room for a couple more if there are any cunts left not on my ignore list.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What have you done now ginge?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# don't know.
some geezer came and posted an image that might have contained something if I could see the tiny thing. Then he compo'd it in a new thread. He's been here 5 years you know. I had no right to try and point out his errors. Tsk. I'm such an arse some days.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Now there's no full stop.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# /Giles Coren
?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# GRAMMARLOL!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# yessss!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# sometimes i wish my tablet worked how yours does
(i mean presseures senstitive n all that)
woo :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# what tablet isnt pressure sensitive ?
other than the scottish kind you put in your mouth
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# i mean i can never quite set it up right
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# in what way ?
i just use a small basic brush.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# suppose i best install some software first
lol
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# tell me what tablet you have
what software you are using and I'll make you a watercolour brush set.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# wacom something or other
and at the moment i paint shop pro 7 - lol
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# mine has failed to be pressure sensitive
since i moved to Vista. *grumbles*
it really is an arse without it.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# update your
drivers woman and stop being such a girl ;) ( Vista's own tablet PC stuff is supposed to take care of that but if it does not just chase the tablet maker for a vista driver )
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i've tried!
it just laughs at me.
my fault for buying a £20 tablet from a supermarket.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# oh pish. Send me details
of the offending article in a gaz and let me see what i can do tomorrow when sober.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# currently it's in the bottom of a crate
where i threw it in a sulk last time i tried to use it. I shall dig it out and snitch on it tomorrow.

also: today i had utter wordfail and tried to call someone a hamtoucher, but managed to come out with 'jamcatcher'. Now it is stuck in my head.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I thoroughly endorse your new
word "Jamcatcher" and I will help propagate it's future use.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# sounds sucky
i'm guessing you have tried pissing around with drivers. sometimes you can lose all pressure sensitivity in photoshop for some reason. and you need to go into window/brushes/shape dynamics and set it manually
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i can find
"Size jitter" but that doesn't seem to be right...
it's not that big a deal. i make about one picture a year anyway, and i'm not very good even then.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yeah size jitter controlled by pen pressure.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I will hug you!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# tramp.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# True
I get too hungry for dinner at eight and don't bother with people I hate.
Nor do I like crap games.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ohh, tell me more.
I may be considering a union ;)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Well
I won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# sold!
( I have been told my version of that and other Frank tunes is very good for a drunk bloke in the pub )
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh lordy
I bet you do "The green, green grass of home" too!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Not so keen on Tom choons
but have tried a few when very drunk.

I had my wife in tears ( of joy, you bastards ) when I sang 'Lucky Man' for her in front of all my friends and family in the pub ( by the Verve )

Apparently my Neil Diamond is perfect, especially when doing "I am I said"

I'm most happy singing 'Mack the knife' in no particular style but mine.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# talented bastard!
:P
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)