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# Hello my little chainsaws. At the weekend I went to Wales, and it were lovely. I dun this:
and it were lovely. I dun this:

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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I am hugely enjoying these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I dreamt about you last night
I don't know why



and no - it wasn't erotic in any shape or form whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# yeah
it wasn't very erotic...

ningles brother bobs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# NINGS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# there's no need to shout
I'm not deaf and I'm typing right next to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# was it murderous then?
'nings B
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Nevermind.
I dreamt that that girl off of Coronation Street that was the escort girl tried to seduce me in my old room at univeristy, I was having none of it but then one of the temps we're currently employing came in and completely got the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
#
her?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *kills with extreme prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i dreamt i was a junky and was trying to kick smack.
yup yup.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# How could it not be erotic?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Top workage mateyroon.
you done much with the half-tone conversion yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Not yet - I need to find a slot (pfft) where I can sit down and not be disturbed
I am bear of very little brain, and I need the time to fuck it all up entirely and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahah trial, error, retrial, error, spliff, retrial, sucess!
that's my usual order of making anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Guys ... shall we just ... like ... skin up, and, like ... do it tomorrow?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ^my entire life to date^
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# That's lully
But I must protest! I am a big chainsaw:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Size isn't everything, dear.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh I agree! I'm massive but and I have a tiny cock!
*Waits for that to be my quote of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Size isn't everythi ... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# coming first isn't everything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# That's bloody gorgeous.
Stop being good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Merci madamé
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# these are all just too good!
outstandingly atmospheric!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I am liking the Tower of Dooooooom!
Nice work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
His word was still 'Fie, foh, and fum
I smell the blood of a British man.”
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# It's ashley a reelly lovely little chuch
Until I got my paws on it bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I'm more of a Reciprocating saw
but I won't point out what a twat you are for not noticing.

:)

Today I have a pocket handkerchief in my breast pocket... if you take it out and unfold it it says "BLOW" in exciting letters!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Pffft ... "exciting" ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# nice one sir
loving the train station the best, then the hotel and then all the others in no particular order.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I like the train station
I'm showing the Hotel on Nov 4th
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i wouldn't it'll get jealous
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# woo! very nice indeed
you should make the first and only good webcomik.

Then I would hunt you down and offer you all my cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Cor!
Sexy cheeses?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Is there any other type of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Which part of Wales?
/mildly homesick blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# North-West
Aber something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Well that's ok then.
I'm from the south and never been to the north (yes, I know, lazy sod)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# dyffi?
I've been there. I might have misspelled that bit. It's more middle west edge than north though.

I crawled through a greenhouse air duct and chucked myself out of a tree and canoed. Or did I kayak? Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# have some cheese on toast
it'll cheer you right up

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# with bolognese underneath the cheese.
OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ... okay
kind of a deviance from the Welsh National Dish thing I was going for... but okay.

so - we've got:
*Toast
*Bolognese
*Cheese
*Worcestershire sauce & Tabasco
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# you can take the last two and shove 'em up your...I don't like the last two. No thank you.
BLEURGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you don't like
woechorchestewrshestershire sauce? It's made of anchovies and things!

It's nice on toast or as a fizzy soft drink
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# it's shitflakes,
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Well FINE
I'll pour the rest of it into the bath if that'll make you happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# also
welcome to ningleshire - population: you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Lonely! :-(
Undercover I hereby sentence you to 20 years hard living in ningleshire with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# maaaaan
as long as we can play in the old abandoned theme park and go mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I stood for 4 hours outside the ningleshire embassy for a visa
Can I go there now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Yes pleeeeeeeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yup
... although the first mistake is that you need a bus pass, not a visa.

:)

Welcome to ningleshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I've got one as far as zone 6
can I pay the excess?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# no
you get the rest of the journey for free... that's the kind of place ningleshire is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *glows*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I have teh spooks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Damn bad newbies for pushing this down the board before I get a chance to comment
STOP BEING SO FUCKING TALENTED AND SHOP SOME SHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)