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# Dedicated to all the lovely spam we've had today:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# animate it!
but does it tile?
bigger!

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# So er..., does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Clearly it does you spacktard!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'll tile you in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# happy b3taday!
Fuck, your candle facts are gloomy.
In fact they mostly are these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Anthrax killing Yanks?
How much more joy do you need in one day?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# It was more about Aberfan really
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Congrats on managing to stay enlisted on a website for five years
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# it did a bit...
but now it tiles left to right and top to bottom

Go Hover McCain!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# All he needs now is . . .
Conga-leader Rice

Da-da-da-da-da-DAH! HOI!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ps: I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i'd vote for a hovering torso sooner than i'd vote for the real mccain
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# The Real McCain
has a nice ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# yeah, i'll level with you there
he's still a twat though.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# tile it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Come on shake ya body baby, do the conga
know ya can't control yaself any longa
feel the rhythm of the music getting stronga
dontchoo fight it til you tried it, do that conga
BEAT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Is that Gloria Estefan? (sp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# gotta love that nose
gotta love that noise
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b4A50EHwCjY
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It's moments like this I wish I wasn't at work
because I have to assume that's donkey porn. Sorry old chap, can't click.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yeh, I'm so grateful that youtube fulfills my donkeyporn lust
THANK YOU YOUTUBE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yes, Yes...It's easy to mock
fun too
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Up until recently
I had it in my mind that I quite used to fancy Gloria Estefan. ( I'm a sucker for a dark haired, dark skinned latino ) And whilst flicking had the misfortune to see her in the video for 'Doctor Beat'.
It turns out I was very much mistaken.
Ah the 80's. We were all, bar none, fucking lunatics.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Maybe the rhythm got you.
I was mental in the mid 80s. No bladder control, talked complete nonsensical wank, used to like putting my big toe in my mouth and rolling around....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# bit like myself then?
I did like some of gloria's music. I thought Oye mi canto was excellent, for it's time.

( it's just the whole latino thing. I absolutely love salsa and samba )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The dances are wonderful
the music's wonderful

How the hell they put the three together in that heat is beyond me. It hits 29/30 over here and I'm naked in a cold bath for an hour trying to get my vision straight again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# You just made
my vision go a bit wonky for a second there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# \o/
I live to please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ^This exactly
but me instead of you.

I bet you saw the video because Mylo used it for "Drop the Pressure"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# she's the best tranny ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# she improved with age
from certain angles
with the right lighting
and some airbrushing
img207.imageshack.us/img207/6083/b000002aoe01sclzzzzzzzbe3.jpg

still love that nose
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh she's certainly not
unattractive in the right light. It's just. "Dr Beat". She looks like a right twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# do, do, do
come on and join the conga
do, do, do
something something la

*dances about with grandma and a 4 year old*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Know how I know your gay?
you don't like Gloria Estefan as much as me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Oh I'm perfectly happy being gayer than you.
It gives you something to visualise when I'm being boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# haha... erm
I was going to write that I just imagine you doing the toilet when you're being boring, but I thought it might seem gratuitous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Lucky you didn't, then.
Phew, that was close, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# yup
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# boooooooooooooooooooooooooored





(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)