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# inspired by below... BINDUN?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# That HURT!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Too busy with your forensic gardening
That's your trouble
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I don't get it either
edit: oh, is it Dav-Ross Kemp?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Solidarity Brother
What do we want?

We want an explanation of this pun

When do we want it?

About 2.30 will do

*edit* Oh. Oh dear

*holds head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *waves placard*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# FREE TOOTING!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tPEklNyyzRU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I'm confused
and tired... in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm confused, tired AND hungry, so I win.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I'm confused, tired, hungry AND I have no tea
I WIN
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Madame, Madame, Madame,
I'm confused, tired, hungry, I have no tea, no COFFEE and I had a postit note on my desk when I came back from a meeting telling me to ring someone.

Imagine! The ignominy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I don't stand a chance against you two :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# just make something up
"... I'm confused, tired, hunry, sans tea and coffee... meetings, posit notes, I'm slowly being fed into a mincer feet first..."

something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'm confused, tired, hungry, I have no tea OR coffee AND I have a baby drinking me dry and farting down my leg
Beat that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I had to send an e-mail to 900 strangers asking them to ring me about great offers.
I don't know what the offers are, no-one can tell me what they are, and yet people still keep phoning me back. I hate the phone.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# What confuses you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Car Insurance adverts...
what are they SO shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# A combination of zero budget, terrible actors and directors that seem to think a simpering twat gurning for the camera will sell more insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# SO that you get your insurance from them
in the hope that they stop!

WTF is up with that tard in the confused advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# He's confused...
In that he's confused gurning with acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Pfft!
I think you are right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That's what the right click is for
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *sigh.*
is amused anyway
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Davros is a Seattle radio DJ...
Proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# So Davros
is really called Dave? That's not quite so scary, somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# i always thought they should have a doctor who
where davros is disguised as a bloke called dave ross
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# NEXT! UP! A! BIT! OF! FLEETWOOD! MAAAAAAAC!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBATROSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)