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This is not quite finished

but it's good enough for you lot.

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this was the wonderful original from Walrusman.

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and please click this thumbnail for 'oh shit I need a bigger monitor' (2.9MB)

Edit:// oh bollocks, I forgot yo do the inside of the mouth. Don't look at it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

Thats really good :)

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

I know.

I'm fucking brilliant. Have I not mentioned it?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

You don't need to, sir

edit: nice bit of alien skin on the border as well, my fine fellow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

But you know

I'm gonna ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

You, sir

are a star, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Oddly enough, no

You are far too modest for that

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

*CLIIICK*

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charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

Click'd.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

Nicely portholed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

lovely!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

why the gay Xs around your name?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

i wanna be like xXxprincess painxXx

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

I'm scared and confused.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

i'm poorly thus i feel like mocking someone.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

So you can DRAIN THEIR LIFEFORCE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

yep

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Well if you're feeling crotchety again I have something special to give you.

*raised eyebrows*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

But she's shit

and you're not.

Is this satire?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

did you just say something nice?!?1?!

aww nipsy!

*huggles*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

bugger :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

what?

A chubby, out of work man sitting in his dingy room, at a computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

yeah..i've got the chubby bit down so far..just gotts work on the rest

mmm pizza.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

haha i hadn't even noticed

but yes deep down, really, doesn't everyone wish they were that bit more sassy and american?

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charlie?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

totally.

that'd be like so rad.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

Sarah Palin?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

she's very brown....lots of brown make up.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

i'm american, and sassy

and you're all a bunch of lubed-up cunts on sticks

*BBQ's bald eagle in backyard*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

Yeah!?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

YEAH

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

FUCK YEAR.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Wonderful stuff

Woo yay clicky

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

Oh wow!

That's most excellent

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

brilliant

should be part of a kids book

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT KEEP SENDING ME GAZ MESSAGES ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE PASANONIC

HE LEAVES IF EVERYONE TYPES IN ALL CAPS

DON'T BOTHER DOING IT AS A REPLY TO ME, I'M ON IGNORE SO HE WON'T SEE IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

I genuinely have received gaz messages from strangers complaining about how shit pasanonic is.

I don't know why they were sent to me, but hey.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

you're the b3ta sage

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Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Paragon of justice and virtue.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

did you not see the post up there about how fucking brilliant he is?

news to me, but it's on the internets, so it must be so

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

here are some highlights:

"pricks like pasasonic put me off. all of b3ta is his blog now.. and he's the biggest loser and liar i have ever met."

"I used to love b3ta but liars like pasanonic made me stop wanting to be here. I don't understand why he needs to make stuff up on the internet to look big, it's really pretty sad. I cringe every time he posts a message so I stopped coming here"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

FFS

Now you are pasting private messages?
It seems to me you are trying to justify YOUR dislike of him by doing this.
I cannot believe this obvious personal vendetta.
As a mod, surely you should just suggest that people using the ignore feature?
Shame on you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

YEAH, GRONKPAN. YOU ARE A MOD AFTERALL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

B3tard gets mods mixed up shock horror

*shakes head*
The main gist of what I said was complete ignored and you pick up on a small thing that I got wrong.
It does not change my argument.
Ignore those who get on your tits. Easy.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

These are people who have sent me messages out of the blue

I've just got a bunch more after posting this, but I won't bother with those because yes, it could be said that I'd encouraged people to do so.

What drives a person to send me messages like these? My personal vendetta? Maybe it's because Pasanonic is a prize cunt.

AND I AM NOT A MOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

ARE YOU A MOD GRONKPAN?

I HEARD YOU WERE A MOD

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Actually I am, but don't tell anyone

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i'm gonna type all lowers to spite you.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

that's my trademark y'fagt

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Shada, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

get in line, you. and i see that capitalised user name.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

I like him a lot

Sometimes you surprise me, being a mod 'n all.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

This is a much better solution than putting him on the step and watching him throw his toys out of the pram again

then suggesting that he is above it all and that it's everyone else in the world who has the problem.

Also: he isn't funny. That's pretty much the only thing we ask for on b3ta.

AND I'M NOT A MOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

I am glad you are not a mod

because I can remove my gloves now.
Take your personal vendetta and shove it.
And ffs ignore those people who get on your tits. It's easy and effective.
There are a couple of people here who started to ruin my B3ta experience. Ignoring them improved things.
It's not fucking difficult to just click a button.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

It's all about who's in which club. Quit hatin' on stuff.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

I make it easier for myself

i just ignore everyone and use my magic coedz to reply to random posts with what i hope is someting relevant

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Half past 4

*cut to audience laughing*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Hahahaha

Just add the odd kitten and CDC and you can't go wrong.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

It isn't a personal vendetta if I'm voicing the opinions of others.

People that might not get listened to because they're just lurkers.

People that want b3ta to be funny.

I'd use the ignore button but like I said, this isn't my vendetta. I don't think it's anyone's vendetta, just some OMG OPINIONS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

no one really has the power to affect the "way of life" on b3ta except the code monkeys

while i find your crusade entertaining and agreeable, it's going to be as effective as trying to remove all the sand from the beach by throwing it into the tide.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Why would I want to remove all the sand from the beach?

Would it even be a beach if I removed the sand?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

case in point

it's pointless :-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

yes

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