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# ZOMBIE SHEEPS!


SHOW ME YOUR ZOMBIES

EDIT: OH FUCK I MISSED MY 10K
BOLLOCKS - NO NUDITY FOR YOU LOT :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Pfft!
And with that, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# nighty night, little crimson fishie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# NIght sush
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Me too
Night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# WELL FUCK YOU THEN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# zombie anything is better than ordinary stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# >:(
I prefer sexing ordinary laydess not zombee laydees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# really?
do you have my address?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# No,
I dont
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# do you want it?
be warned, i have been known to sex men so severely that they have been in plaster for 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Im good thanks, Ive got 2 potential sexy laydees that want to sex me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# showoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well one of them has been sexed, and now she wont leave me alone, the other one is in the pipeline
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i had that with an ex
shag a virgin, you can never get rid of them! it's been 15 years, he still tells me he loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# She's still got one of my jumpers and I want it back,
Which is quite annoying
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# she's just using it to keep in touch with you
although she may lie in bed sniffing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# haha probably
I dont mind tho, some sex is better then no sex
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i used to think that
after 12 years with a minger, i don't think that any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# He's lying.
On the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Im actually not
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# For a change
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i'm lying
on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# wankwankwank
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# i will in a minute, don't rush me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# And I can watch, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# okay
but pay upfront this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# TELL ME MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hey, if loving zombies is wrong
man, i don't wanna be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# wankcrywankwankcry
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# do you cry tears of lubrication?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Case in point, why don't you ever see animal zombies?
Oh wait, Resident Evil had dogs din't they?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Yes, bastard dogs ones that were so fast you couldnt hit them on the ps1 as it was so unresponsive
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Ah, but the trick was all the monsters had set actions that you had to learn,
With the dogs once you shot one it was the moment just after the Grrr, then you shot it again, repeat till dead.

Oh, and have a zombie pearoast:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# OH SHIT HE FUCKED YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# AND THEN ATE HER!!
AND ALL AFTER HE KILLED HER!!!

IN THAT ORDER!!!!

CALL THE DAILY MAIL!!!!!!!1!!1one!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# The Daily Mail would end up making that story a lot less interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# OH FUCK DAILY MAIL LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Oh NOW I see what people see in him!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# His windpipe?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# At last!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Woof
Looks like the jobless schlep that is Russel Brand
(Bodski, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# it took ages to get them looking right in the film
as they were covered in sheep's intestines and membranes, which they kept eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Dogs, awesomeness covered in fluff
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i love the way
puppies look so amazed all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE PUPPIES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# they make you go "aaaaawwwww!"
you can't help it, it's automatic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE
PUPPIES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# 2nd row, 1st pic
looks like cujo. that's a bit creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# didn't 'i am legend' have zombie dogs?
i mean the book, not the film, which i never did see.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# DRAW ODYSSEUS ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND
STRUGGLING TO FIND HIS WAY HOME TO HIS LITTLE FLAT PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# IM NOT A DRAWING MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# OH NO?
DRAW MONKEY DRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Yeeeaahh I bet you're drawing aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# NO IM NOT
IM WATCHIN SOME SAS SHIT ON ITV1
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# you should have been watching
last man standing on bbc3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I DONT HAVE FREEVIEW IN MY BEDROOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# get it.
it's the same price as 3 top-end jazz mags
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I cant be arsed
I R POOR, and xboxies gives me enough entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Does this count?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# HAHA YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!
This is most good! MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# here is a zombie
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# :( You make me happy when I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hes a mouse/person.
is that okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# HE IS A CAT.
My whole existence on b3ta is pretty much copying you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# thats okay i copy lots of other people at times.
we are all copycats. we just have to use all the things we like and put them together differently. this is the key to success. also if you copy me then you are doing a better job than i am. i cant even tell but i still enjoy your work.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# HAHAH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# am I doing this right
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# MOOEY, YOU'RE DOING IT TOO WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I claim my four Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# FOUR? HAVE MY INTERNET FOR TWO WEEKS.
HAVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Zombie Walken
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Where's my grandfather's watch WALKEN?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# it's yours for free.
all you have to do is reach in and grab it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# OH FUCK OFF PSP
CRASH WHY DON'T YOU?
HOW AM I EVER TO FINISH MY ZOMBIE SHEEP?
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Bleh, it's not even very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I greatly admire ...
... your zombie sheep cartoon.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)