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[challenge entry] I Just HATE when stuff happens behind my back...

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I wonder
if astronauts really do think that?

I hope so. Tea is one thing we've all got in common. Man, woman, black, white, we all like tea.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I prefer coffee...
...sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Well, that buggers up my hope for world peace
through beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)
# only gaylords drink coffee
it was on the news.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)
# is that Gay Lords
or men who think of men
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:41, archived)
# gaylords
homo bummers.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:42, archived)
# So everyone who
drinks coffee, sleeps with men - (when they get the chance in some peoples case)?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Sure Honey.
All the kids are doing it.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)
# you're just plane weird.
i have a tea cup thats as big as four normal cups, which means more tea pleasure, but also more trips to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i used to drink lots of tea when i had an office job
so that i could take lots of piss breaks to relieve the tedium
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I like to drink lots of tea
take regular piss breaks and swing by the tea machine on the way back to my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)
# i drink lots of tea
'cause i love tea

My Tea Cup

To scale with a packet of fags
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)
# And it must be your time to make it
Your Boss!
(The Iron Giant, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 13:05, archived)
# some like coffee
some like tea
a perfect metaphor
for sexuality

(someone on the board said that, i have no idea who though)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I swing both ways
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:45, archived)
# I always thought
you had that look about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)
# two lumps
and a squirt of milk for me everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)
# haha
something squeezed out of a tube, probably !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)
# parp
toot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Is that jam?
What a terrible thought!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)
# oooh...
jam for tea?
sweeet!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:39, archived)