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# Old gag redone, brand new image

A new version of a bad-taste image I first created several years ago for my blue blog, where Blue Blue D’Or will be publishing material which ought never to have been seen (and sometimes hasn’t) on our television screens. This purely in the interests of exposing the depths to which our nation’s broadcasters have sunk (or are about to sink).

We MUST rise up! We must write to our newspapers! We must campaign to have a ‘complain to OFCOM’ button added to our remote controls. (© Charlie Brooker)

Blue Blog
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Turns out she was boffing everyone anyway.
She is my wife now....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# groovy dudey.
although with the words there i satrted to think dekionplexis/the goat, had migrated to /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# i would,but i'm too apathetic
and i don't watch tv
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I don't listen to Russell Brand on Radio 2
either.

But that didn't stop me and 30,000 other people complaining to Ofcom!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# your type anger me for reasons i can't fully justify
did you listen to it first,or just complain cos it was the fashionable thing to be outraged at?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I wish to complain about the above post
even though I haven't read it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# resign!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i wish to apologise for the blatant disregard of
standards in the production of this comment.i shall be tendering my resignation...(continues p.94)
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I didn't actually complain silly! I was making a funny ;) But yes, I have listened to it and I didn't find it funny in the slightest and thought it was rather distasteful.

But I still wouldn't dream of complaining to Ofcom about it. That is the exact reason I don't listen to his show as I do not find him amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# sorry :D sarcasm is hard to pick up in text
but yes,that kind of people really bug me
i dislike brand's 'comedy' too
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# What made me laugh were the lack of complaints
about Gordon Ramsays show the following week on channel 4.

Although I am not saying that people should have complained about it, it just shows that the Daily Mail readership are only outraged by what Dacre tells them to be angered about.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# bloody immigrants
coming over here
making our Gordon Ramsay swear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE!
USING LANGUAGE LIKE THAT!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It wasn't the swearing as much as the simulated anal sex with a carrot :D

If only I was making this up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# WHAT?
He didn't actually forcibly insert the carrot into her anus???? I shall complain fortwith, there'll be no pretend anal rape on my television, only the real thing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# what's that quote from..PG Wodehouse?
'he had been dropped on his head as a baby,and now believed everything he read in the morning papers.'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha, speaking of newspapers
seen what Dacre's been up to?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7718961.stm
and I quote...
"Now, some revile a moralising media. Others, such as myself, believe it is the duty of the media to take an ethical stand".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I would laugh
if he weren't so powerful :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ha!
Yes - saw it on the TV - nearly threw up...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I shall be using that 'quote' in future correspondence.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# like the cunt he is
nice people keep their half-witted morals to themselves
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Call me ambitious
But he may very well give an interview to PM, so an email to them in advance might get Eddie Mair's attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# twas in the Grauniad this morning
What utter toss, but then its what i've come to expect from this so called 'man'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ..

/hates myself for doing this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha...smash
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# you should be ashamed...
/presses ofcom (web division) button
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i always wondered why Elton John was driving that fateful night...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# He had an idea for a song re-release...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# haha IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I love it
:D
(sarah90 >you, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I. Am. Outraged.
and confused. Is Dale Winton doing something wall-related on the telly, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# The Princess Bride is the best film ever made.
Bar none.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# LIES!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# One word: Jaws
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# 13 words.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# 429 words - Quint's speech
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *agrees to differ*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)