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# Whelks are shit!
BARNACLES FTW! \o/
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Oh come on now, don't be like that

Whelks > barnacles
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Fucking winkles.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# haha. whelks fucking stink tho.
has anyone shopped whelkie(elkie) brooks yet?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I'm thinking whelkie talkies

but someone please steal this idea as I can't be arsed to shop it today
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Langoustines FTMFW!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# under de
sea!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!*


*can't remember what crustacean Barry was now
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ARGH BARRY PISS!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# GO ON BARRY!
he was a whelk wasnt he?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ARGH FORGETTING-CRUSTACEAN-TYPE PISS!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# OH FUCK DOUBLE PISSAGE!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Fuck that!
Razor Clams are the new FTW!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Giant Isopods would make Razor Clams run away in fright.
Seriously, don't wiki Giant Isopod if you are squeamish about creepy crawlies
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Ha!
They'd slice up Giant Isopods up real good!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Nothing messes with an urchin.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# This'll mess em up good though
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I feel like writing to Harry Hill and
asking him to have a fight-off
between the Giant Isopod and that crazy crab.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Theres only one way to find out...
/ac
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# FIGHT
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# if you want a fight
ill bring my photostomias gurnei over

i think it was used in some films as the idea for alien heads - poss alien
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Awwww they're so sweet


Do you have a deep sea tank in your house?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# no, wish i did
but they are sweet, probably just misunderstood and need a loving home and fresh meat daily
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ooo. I like them!
I bet they're really friendly, but everyone runs away because they look like they'll eat your face off.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# And then they do so out of spite, because you ran away from them
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Indeed they are.
Photobucket
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIT

It's already sexy time and my pance are still on!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Are your pance made of clingfilm?
Clingfilm pance make for extra-sexy see-through funtimes.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# My boss gets upset if I show up in my clingfilm pance

So no, not at the moment
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# oh god...the endless laughing starts again.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# haha ....ride him into the wind at your peril
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# this is you
it started off as a good idea and now i have no idea what it is

Photobucket

cfb
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# sushi woop woop?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# giant conch
the future is conch
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)